(lmao the top image took me like 5 mins to draw but here u go)
(incorrect quotes b getting confusing, theres too many characters named "four" with different personalities!!)
(also why can i read all of these in the characters voices- help-)
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Meggy: Ooh, somebody has a crush!
Four: Pfft, I don't have a crush on Three, I just think he's cool, it's not like I stay up at night thinking about him.
*Later that night*
Four, very much awake: Uh oh.
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Tari, who doesn't Know: SMG3, what did you do on March 21, 2016?
Three: NOTHING-
Four: Oh, am I really 'nothing' to you?!
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Four: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Three: Um...Neat.
*later*
Three, lying face down on his bed: I said "Neat," Saiko. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Saiko, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, SMG3. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Tari confessed her love for me?
Three: Didn't you thank her?
Saiko: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked her.
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Meggy: I know you love him-
Three: I am not in love with SMG4!
Meggy, staring at SMG3: I never said who...
Three: *realizes*
Three: Shit. Well, anyways-
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Meggy: So you're dating SMG4?
Three: What? No! I'm just buying him an accessory since he has terrible fashion sense.
Meggy: That's literally a wedding ring.
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*playing twister*
Saiko: Right hand red.
Four: *ends up on top of Three*
Three: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Saiko: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.
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Saiko: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Three: Screw that, I'm not kissing any of you.
*SMG4 walks in*
Three: Fine, I'll do it. Rules are rules you know.
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Meggy: So, how long have you and SMG4 been together?
Three: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. SMG4 and I are not together. No. No.
Meggy: Really? Sixteen 'nos'? Really?
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Mario, watching Three and Four from afar: Two Bros, Chillin in a hot tub. Five feet apart because they think they're not gay, BUT THEY REALLY ARE-
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Three: I've been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Four: Wow. He sounds stupid.
Three: But he's not. He's really smart actually. Just dense.
Four: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"
Three: I guess you're right. Hey SMG4, I love you.
Four: See! Just say that!
Three: Holy fucking shit.
Four: If that flies over his head then, sorry Three, but he's too dumb for you.
Three: SMG4.
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Three: How is the most beautiful person in the world?
Four: *blushing* I—
Mario, from the next room: I'm perfect, thanks for asking!
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Tari: H-how do you ask someone out?
Four: Well, first-
Three: Don't ask him, he asked me out in a Maccas parking lot.
Tari: ...And you said yes?
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Mario: Why are your tongues purple?
Four: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Three: I had a red one.
Mario: Oooohhhh.
Mario:
Mario: OOOOHHHH.
Tari:
Tari: You drank each other's slushies?
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Three: Stop doing that.
Four: Stop doing what?
Three: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.
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RandomRandom (mostly SMG34) brainrot! (Alternate title could probably be Oops! All Random Shit!) I'll probably fill this with oneshots, incorrect quotes, and art. Maybe some rants too. Enjoy, I guess? No lemon or other ships. Also a lot of this is probabl...
