Three: Us, doing something chaotic? That's ridiculous!
Four: Yeah, we just came down for a glass of milk!
Bob, entering the room with a bazooka: WhAt'S uP aGeNtS oF cHaOs?! GoT tHe PoLiCe ObLiTeRaToR uP aNd ReAdY tO-
Bob, freezing: Oh, hi MeGgY- gOoD eVeniNg-
Meggy: It's 2 AM.
Bob, backing up: GoOd mOrNinG-
Meggy: Get back here!
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Four, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVER'S CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.
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Bowser: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.
Luigi: Oh. We're going out?
Bowser: Wh...
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Saiko: There was a motor close to where I am right now.
Tari: A motor- a motorcycle?
Saiko: Oh sorry, a murder.
Meggy: ...That escalated quickly.
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Meggy: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Three: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.
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Saiko: SMG4 is so...
Mario: Annoying?
Three: Cute?
Boopkins: Funny?
Bob: Weird?
Saiko: I don't know, maybe if y'all let me FINISH for ONCE IN MY LIFE, I'd tell you!
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SMG3: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".
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Three: What do you all want for breakfast?
Bob: I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.
Three:
Boopkins: I think he wants eggs.
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Three: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am.
Saiko: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!
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Luigi: Are you ok?
Saiko: Short answer or long answer?
Luigi: Short?
Saiko: No.
Luigi: Long?
Saiko: Nooooooo.
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Belle: Aww, what's your kid's name?
Three: Terrence.
Belle, yelling to Anti-Shroomy: TRY 'TERRENCE'!
Anti-Shroomy, on the computer: DIDN'T WORK!
Three:
Belle: What's your favorite number?
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Coco's SMG34 brainrot
RandomCover art is mine! This is where I'll be dumping stuff like my art, random thoughts, or maybe oneshots? I dunno.
