Noah's infinite cannibal era 💅💖

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Noah: guys I'm hungry

Noah: guys awsers

Heather: lol awsers

Noah: kys asshole yk I'm stuck. In thus water for most of this afterlife

Geoff: she is kinda not wrong it is funny

Heather: and how am I supposed to kys if I'm already dead

Courtney: guys I see people showing up to island

(Courtney and Noah and dj can see pretty far so there more like watch towers for the others for like their victims )

Noah: same

Trent: finally

Owen: great now me and Noah finally can get some food

Noah:(⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠)

(Noah and Owen are the only ones that eat humans the others just can go out with food, Noah is like a siren and owen is like idk I can't find any creature like similar to him 😕)

Sadie: Noah can you get any closer to see who it is we don't want it to be anyone we know

Noah:sure

Geoff: Bridgette are you online

Bridgette: yes

Geoff:❤️

Bridgette:🥰😘

Owen: awww but anyways Noah is it anyone we know ?

Noah: no not at all , it looks like that stupid asshole thats in Chris side

Noah: wait it's definitely him

Owen:😁

Geoff:🙂

Heather: yaaaaaassss finally some entertainment

Courtney:😌

Dj: wait didn't he abused animals

Noah: yeah

Dj:good to know 😁

Noah: there's more people !

Harold:good 👍😊

Beth: I hope there not annoying to kill like last time

Bridgette: yeah, last time which was like four months ago they were horrible the only people I think got most of them are Noah, owen and Geoff , Harold and courtney

Heather: yeah and they stank really bad like we smelt like that when we were still alive which I'm not complain about because we have a really good reason to be like that cause we were low on everything except for stress and depression and general sadness

Owen: have arrived yet , Noah?

Geoff: Noah ?

Sadie:Noah?

Harold: Noah

Courtney: Noah get online now

Beth: Noah please get online

Dj: Noah?

Trent Noah where are you get online

Ezekiel: hi everyone , Noah get online

Geoff: I think I hear his humming

Bridgette: he needs to tell us if they are any closer here

Lindsay: what are we talking about

Tyler: Lindsay scroll up

Lindsay: oh okay

Lindsay: yay more people 😄

Tyler: Noah are they close

Justin: wow I forgot about this

Tyler: same tbh

Justin: I just back read and noah when are they getting here

Heather: omg this bitch needs get on her now

Noah: I'm busy

Trent: busy??

Noah: I just ate one of them

Everyone that's dead: NOAH!!!!

Noah: I'm fucking hungry so I just ate one of them the rest of them haven't noticed at all they're getting closer to the island

Geoff: no wonder why I heard your humming because you were luring one them

Noah: well duh

Heather: you guys are so annoying

Cody: for dead people you guys are really lively online

Bridgette: sorry Cody that we disturbed you

Cody: it's okay

Noah: their here 🙂

Cody: who's here ?

Trent: scroll back

Cody: omg I'll tell gwen

Sadie: everyone get offline

Everyone that's dead + Cody: okay

Everyone that's dead+cody are now offline

Duncan has joined the group chat

Duncan: wtf

Leshawna: idk

Katie: let's go back to bed

Eva: go to sleep it's literally midnight

Everyone that's online: yes ma'am

Everyone is now offline

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Should I do a headcanons page for the ghosts and their abilities and they can and cannot do ? I know this is short but I have school in the morning I'll update this when I'm home from school and make this a part one okay 👍

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