Nami: Hold that thought, Luffy !! I can't say I understand, but can we save the awe for later ?! We just got word that the battleships are almost on top of us !!
"While I agree with that, can we please address something I believe to be of even biggest urgency ? Like Sanji being out cold."
Usopp: Exactly !! Chopper ! Get over here, he's losing a ton of blood !!
Sanji: O... O... One gorgeous girl... Two gorgeous girls... Three gorgeous girls...
*SCHBROOOOOOOOOM*
"When you said they were on top of us, I didn't exactly imagine it that close ! We're an easy target here !"
Usopp: Do we fight back ?! This doesn't look good !!
Officer: Open fire !! Sink that vessel !
Hancock: SLAVE ARROW !!
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Officer: H- Hold it !! Hold your fire !! That's... The Kuja Pirates !! What do you think you're doing ?! Are you trying to obstruct our mission ?!
Hancock: Who... Was so thoughtless as to place a battleship in my path ?!
Robin: That's the emblem of the Kuja...
Nami: The Kuja ?
Robin: An all-female Pirate crew, led by the Shichibukai "Pirate Empress".
Sanji: *Stoned*
Usopp: A SHICHIBUKAI ?! WHO ON EARTH IS THAT STUNNING BEAUTY ?!
Brook: AHH !! MY EYES !! She sines with an unearthly brightness !! her beauty knows no end !! Wh... Why is there a Shichibukai here ?!
Luffy: Oh ! It's Hancock !
Usopp: Eh ?
Hancock: 'Luffy... Now is your chance !' *Wink*
Brook: Aahhh !! She... She just winked at us !!
Luffy: That was lucky ! Come on, let's set sail !
Nami: Do you... Know that Shichibukai ?
"He was blasted all the way to the isle of women by Kuma. And unsurprisingly, he made friends with about all of them."
