Kang: Aha, they said I could never teach a Kangaroo to drive!
Kangaroo screaming while driving a Lamborghini.
Kang: No Kanga no!
Kanga drives off a cliff
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Sam Alexander/Nova runs up to Y/N.
Sam: You gotta help me man! My tie is evil and it's gonna kill meeeeee!
Y/N slowly backs away from Nova.
Sam: Please don't hurt me😢
tie laughs evilly.
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Y/N: Hey-
America punches Y/N
Y/N: Ah what the hell is wrong with you?!
LEVEL UP!
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Kate: I baked you a pie!
Y/N: Oh boy. What flavor?
Kate: Pie flavor.
A smaller pie bursts out of the pie with cool music playing
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Miles: Oh no, I spilled my milk.
Kamala: You've killed us all!
Miles: NOOOOOOOoooooo........
Miles and Kamala begin to gurgle at the milk filling the room.
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America: Hey man look at my new dog.
Tommy: Oh yeah, that's pretty cool- Ah there's no dog there!
America: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Tommy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Miles rams into Y/N as he drops his bowl of salad on the table and Miles begins to punch it.
Y/N: What is wrong with you? Stop it! Cut it out man, I don't want it!
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Kamala: Pfff, screw gravity.
Kamala begins to float upwards as Kate and America look in amazement.
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Miles is still punching Y/N's salad
Y/N: No! What is happening? Why would you do this? I can't even-
Miles: I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!
Y/N: NOOOOOOOOOO
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Doctor Strange: Now son, don't touch that cactus.
Wiccan magnetically attaches to the cactus.
Doctor Strange: You're dead to me.
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Y/N begins to punch Miles as Miles is still punching Y/N's salad.
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Spider-Man: I like trains.
Peter then proceeds to be hit by a train.
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Kate: It's so nice out here.
Y/N: Yeah, it's just me, you and the moon.
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Change of Fate (Marvel x Male Reader)
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