Esme Gigi Genevieve Squalor and her boyfriend, Count Olaf, stalked through the miserably miniscule town. Their prey, however, was good at hiding. Or they were just really stupid. The events of the next scene would prove it to be the latter.
"Olaf, dear, why don't we just give up on Snicket and his partner? We have the location of the sugar bowl! They hardly matter."
"No. We find J first. I am going to get revenge on every last one of those goodie-shoe-twos. Besides, I know Snickets, and they would never let you find the sugar bowl if they still had breath in them."
"The librarian was willing to let me."
"She's new. Weak. J wouldn't make the same choice."
Esme sighed. "What are we going to do then?"
"Find the hench-idiots and have them rile up the mob."
"Brilliant, darling."
Esme's reply was more clipped than usual as she sauntered off, twirling the harpoon gun.
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A Series of Unfortunate Events: Valiant and Fortunate Decisions
FanfictionWhat if Olivia Caliban had decided that she could wait just one more minute to go after the sugar bowl? After all, Olaf and Esme weren't going anywhere yet. If she had stayed behind to save Jacques and jail the Count, his girlfriend, and his henchp...
