Act 1, Chapter 3

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Clyde was in math class when the 4th
period bell rang, It was lunch time.

Clyde had dreaded this moment, since
Jimmy wasn't here, he had to sit right
next to Tolkien.

But, he knew a way to not stay next to Tolkien for so long.

First, he went to the nurses office to heal his black eye.

Then he went to the bathroom to skip for a few minutes.

Then, he finally went to lunch.

Craig, Tweek, and Tolkien looked at Clyde as he sat down.

"What took you so long?"

Craig chugged his water, waiting for Clyde's reply.

"I-I had to go to the nurse's office to take care of this."

Clyde pointed to his eye patch that was covering his black eye.

Craig sarcastically acted surprised.

"Oh my gosh, are you okay?"

Tweek giggled at Craig's monotone question while holding Stripe in his hands, feeding him some carrots.

Clyde rolled his eyes.

"Oh, I'm dandy!"

Clyde snickered, but Tolkien could see his pain.

Then, Cartman dragged his fatass over to their table.

"Hey, losers."

Tolkien rolled his eyes as he continued to scroll on his phone.

"What do you want, Cartman?"

Cartman pouted.

"I just wanted to know who beat up Clyde."

Cartman pointed to the eye patch on Clyde's face.

"I fell down some stairs on my way to school."

Clyde started fidgeting with his fingers.

"That's bullshit. You don't come to school on Wednesdays."

Clyde started getting more nervous.

"Somebody beat your ass at home."

Tolkien stopped staring at his phone, Tweek stopped feeding Stripe, and Craig stopped eating his food.

Clyde looked down, his eyes wide.

"N-No..I just had one of the stairs hit my eye, and it turned black."

Tolkien raised an eyebrow.

"Bullshit, you're just too much of a pussy to admit you got your ass whipped."

Then, Cartman walked off.

Now, everybody at Craig's table was staring at Clyde.

"Uh oh.."

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