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Hunger Games Reboot (+SFTEG Beans!)

(SFTEG and beans within by friendo akirasmithsan, Nozomi, Joyonghan, Eyeless, Cali, and Minileigh by me :3)

Nozomi: Ah sh[-]t.
Nim: Language!
Joyonghan: NOT THISSSSSSS NUUUUUU!!!
Aarion: Y'all, the f[-]k is goin' on-
Dromar: I'm also confused and concerned, Aarion-
Nim: LANGUAGE OH MY STA-
Fanatica: HI HONKERS-
Everyone: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH-
Eyeless: Is everyone alright-

~Yep, this chaos again.~
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The Bloodbath

Eyeless runs away from the Cornucopia.

Aarion finds a landmine in the Cornucopia.

Joyonghan finds a fruit tree in the Cornucopia.

Dromar runs away from the Cornucopia.

Nim runs away from the Cornucopia.

Nozomi battles Akira.exe. Nozomi defeats Akira.exe, but decides to spare their life.

Fanatica runs away from the

Cornucopia.

Dromar: So... what is this place...?
Joyonghan: Hell. A living hell.
Nozomi: Couldn't have said it better than me.
Aarion: Guys, what the heck is that- *points to the Cornucopia*
Nim: Nope nope, c'mon kids let's go-
Eyeless: Agreed, come children-

Aarion: Hey guys there's bombs in here!
Nim: Oh stars-
Nozomi: *points to Akira.exe* I snapped her arm.
Nim: O H  S T A R S-

Akira.exe: What happened to my creator powers?
Fanatica: I disabled them :)
Akira.exe: W H A

0 cannon shots are heard in the distance, nobody died... for now
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Day 1

Joyonghan receives a Agrawal star from a sponsor.

Eyeless stumbles upon an octobrush.

Fanatica finds a convenient couch, but decides it is too dangerous.

Aarion stumbles upon a dual swords.

Akira.exe battles and wounds Nozomi.

Nim heals Joyonghan.

Nozomi discovers a singular spaghetti lying on the ground.

Dromar gets necrosis.

Fanatica: Alright. Day 1 of the Hunger Games. How's everyone? I found a weird couch but it looked like a trap.
Joyonghan: I met a famous person!
Dromar: I feel death upon me.
Eyeless: I... just found a brush-
Nozomi: Your friend stabbed me with a f[-]king sword. Also I found spaghetti.
Akira.exe: SHOULDN'T HAVE SNAPPED MY ARM THEN NOMI-
Aarion: Ayo back off my sis! Also, found some of these. *holds swords*
Nim: Be careful with those, Aarion... and Dromar, I'm very sorry after this-
Joyonghan: w h a t
Fanatica: ...

1 cannon shot is heard in the distance. Dromar has been eliminated.
Cause of death: Necrosis.

Joyonghan: *eternal crying* Nooooooo....
[Quick angst practice]

As the angel sobbed and her tears fall on the lifeless corpse of the dragonkin, Joyonghan holds the cold hands of her love.
"I love you... I'm so so sorry..."
She laid down and curled up next to Dromar as she cried herself to sleep for the next day...
[End of writing]
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Day 2

Eyeless loses circulation looking too good in those tight shorts.

Aarion breaks Fanatica's neck.

Akira.exe. becomes as orange as Donald Trump and dies of chemical poisoning.

Joyonghan finds a convenient brothel, but decides it is too dangerous.

Nozomi gets forced into fall mentorship.

Nim stumbles upon a bow.

Joyonghan: No. No. I prefer to keep my virginity thank you-. Anyways Eyeless, are you okay-
Eyeless: *dies*
Joyonghan: NOOO-
Nim: Hey Joyonghan, I found this boooo-oh stars...
Joyonghan: *more eternal sobbing*

Akira.exe: *drinks bleach* Okay goodbye everyone. I'm done with this- *ded*
Fanatica: NOOOOO-
Aarion: Shut the F[-]K UP!!! *snaps neck with powers*
Fanatica: *~another casualty~*
Aarion: Hey Nomi I did my first gory ki-! Where is she-
Meanwhile Nozomi: *exhales* This is a worser hell. *self termination*

4 cannon shots are heard in the distance. Fanatica, Akira.exe, Eyeless, and Nozomi has been slain.
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Day 3 [Error]

Joyonghan: NO! No please, no more-
Aarion: I'm honestly kinda enjoying this for some reason-
Nim: Please, can we just get outta here-
Fanatica & Akira.exe: *revives from the dead because 💫creators can't die💫* Sure...
Joyonghan & Nim: Yay :D
Fanatica: After I show my SFTEG Hunger Games skits.
Everyone (even the ghosts of the dead): W H A T
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~Skits & Giggles lolol~

~Child Anarchy~
Cali: AARION, WHERE THE HELL IS MINILEIGH???
Nim: WHERE'S VAN???
Aarion: WHERE'S ALL THE LITTLE BEANS!?!?
Van and Minileigh: *rolls up in a tank with war paint on their faces* NYAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHHHH WE'LL RULE DA UNIVERSEEEEE!!!!!
Cali and Aarion: OHHH FU-
Joyonghan: Hey gu- oh my god-

~If OG Nim met HG!Nim~
Nim: *poof, father :0* Wh- huh-
Hunger Games!Nim: *poof, an accidental sh[-] with insanity worser than Nozomi when murder-happy* =)
Nim: *what is this abomination of myself-* Erm... hi...?
HG!Nim: *boutta add another body to his body count-*
Nim: *sigh* Good thing Joyonghan taught me a thing or two about wiping sins... *grabs the broom and starts sweeping his self like dust*
HG!Nim: SHWHJDJWNJXHWJHSKSJZJX *demon screeching*
Nim: J u s t  c l e a n  t h e  u n h o l y  o u t
And thus, Nim has successfully saved a whole AU.
Nim: Wait, w h a t

~Dr[-]gs~
Joyonghan: Dromar, are you okay-?
Dromar: I just snorted a briefcase full of m[-]th, AND I'M FEELING THE EFFECTS-
Joyonghan: Ohhhhh no...
Dromar:  *grabs a mace from somewhere and thrashes it across Joyonghan*
Nozomi: Ah, they grow so fast T_T
Aarion: Nomi, what the fu-

~Gay Frogs~
Nozomi: Father, what are you doing?
Crazy Nim: Shush hun, I'm making chemicals.
Nozomi: For... what exactly...?
Crazy Nim: *necc cracc* G a y. F r o g s.
Nozomi: And I thought my a[]s was strange enough. Nani-

~"Well uh... that aged horribly"~
Joyonghan & Dromar: *start of the Hunger Games* We'll stick together and survive this forever!
*Legit two days later*
Joyonghan: *s w o r d* I AM GONNA F[-]KING KILL YOU FOR THROWING ME INTO THIS GODDAMN PLACE OF HELL-
Dromar: I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY B[-]CH *r i f l e*
Nozomi in the background: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Aarion: Whhhaaat the fu-
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(Holy crap, this was funny as heck to write XD)