Hotel Transylvania, Dracula x Female Fox

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As soon as Dracula opened a door to one of the hotel room, Johnny ran to the balcony window and he started banging his fist against it while Autumn decided to sit on the chest that was infront of the bed 

please don't kill me, i'm so young, i have so many places i want to see said Johnny as he turned around and he was shaking as Dracula was walking towards him

i've got tickets to six Dave Matthews Band concerts said Johnny as he opened a trap door 

i'm getting out of here said Johnny as he ran inside the trap door and a monster roared at him making Johnny scream as he ran out of the trap door

Johnny would you stop freaking out said Autumn as she was trying to cover her ears from Johnny's screaming 

yeah shut up already, it's impossible to think with all your noise, sorry Glen go back to sleep said Dracula as he shut the door as Glen roared and Dracula walked over to Autumn and Johnny who was holding onto the curtain 

wait aren't you gonna suck our blood asked Johnny as Dracula sat next to Autumn and he put his hands on top of his head

ugh classic human paranoia, human blood is so fatty and you never know where it's been, plus Autumn has too much fur and i don't harm other monsters or other beings that aren't human said Dracula 

excuse you, i don't have to much fur, it's normal for a fox to have fur, besides i brush my fur twice a day and i'm not hairy said Autumn as she crossed her arms, she was offended at what Dracula said about her fur

no offense said Dracula as he chuckled nervously at Autumn remembering the pain she gave him when she twisted his wrist, Johnny got off the curtain and walked to Dracula 

so Dracula doesn't drink blood asked Johnny

no, i use a blood substitute, either Near Blood or Blood Beaters, you can't tell the difference said Dracula 

so wow you're like the real Count Dracula, like i'm Dracula bleh bleh bleh said Johnny as he tried to do an impression 

i never said that in my life, bleh bleh bleh, i don't know where that comes from said Dracula as he stood up and walked away 

i think people just assume what you say since the first Dracula movie was released in 1931 and the book itself was released in 1897, so some people like to assume what you say after watching the movie and reading the book said Autumn

wow people are so smart Dracula said sarcastically 

uh can i just ask, what exactly is this place asked Johnny 

what is this place asked Dracula as he walked over to the balcony doors and the flew open and Drac's cape was fluttering 

it's a place i built for all those monsters out there, lurking in the shadows, hiding from the persecution of humankind, a place for them and their families to come to and be themselves, a place void of torches, pitchforks, angry mobs, a place of peace, relaxation and tranquility said Dracula 

Autumn was impressed of what Dracula said as she stood up until Johnny had to ruin the moment

cool so it's like a hotel for monsters asked Johnny as he was leaning on the bedpost

yes, exactly a hotel for monsters, way to sum it up said Dracula as he zoomed over to Autumn and Johhny

ok, hop on my back we're leaving said Dracula as he transformed into a bat 

oh man you're a bat now said Johnny 

wait hold on, how are you gonna carry both us, wouldn't we weigh you down asked Autumn