The best curse

An annoying hyung

Author note:  Kinda wanted to make this a oneshot but it is gonna be tiresome to write something that long and thus this is just gonna be a short story with only a few chapters.

(I am in my emo phase again)

Enjoy!

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The birds were chirping. 

The flowers were dancing in the breeze. 

Dancers were dancing elegantly. 

Wonderful music filled everyone's ears. 

People were dressed nicely. Even the commoners. 

Smiles filled everyone's faces. Everyone's except one man's. 

A man who clearly wasn't enjoying this. 

Cale Henituse. 

His day was going perfectly fine until a certain emperor called. 

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"Human cookie prince is calling!!" A chubby and cute dragon said. 

Cale wanted to tell Raon that his so called cookie prince was now an emperor but he didn't because he was lazy. 

"Connect it Raon" A handsome and weak red head said. 

'Why do i feel like something is off' Cale shivered at that thought. 

Cale POV 

"Greetings to his highness, the brightest shining sun of Roan Empire. A light that shines in both day and-" 

《Stop it you punk.》 

"Your highness, how rude of you to cut me off like that" 

《Hyung 》 

"Yes yes hyung" I said while rolling my eyes. "Why did you call me" 

《Can't a hyung check up on his donseang》 

"Just get straight to the point hyung, i have to go to farm with the kids" 

《You- 》 

《Fine there is about to be a ball for heroes and your presence is highly required》 

I was about to speak but he cut me off. 

《Before you ask. No, we can not cancel this ball and we can't make an excuse either.》 

"I don't wanna come tho. If they are organizing a party for the heroes then Choi Han and the others should be the ones to go. They were the real heroes not me. I am just mere trash" 

《You fucking punk》 

《Just come and i will give you a golden plaque》 

"Make it three" 

《Oh Hell nah. I might go broke》 

《One》 

"Three" 

《One》 

"Three" 

《One》 

"Three" 

《Two and no more》 

"Fine and also add five boxes of cookies" I said proudly. 

"The children and i need some" They got finished rather quickily. 

"Raon cut off the call now" 

《Hold on you-》 

"Weak Human are we going to a party???" Raon asked me while holding an apple pie. 

"Yes. We unfortunately are going there" 

"I going to go tell noona and the others!" Raon said excitedly and then left the room leaving me all alone. 

I didn't want to go to that party and i could've said that i was recuperating but i was bribed and scammed. 

But two golden plaques and 5 boxes of cookies is actually a good deal. 

'Sigh' 

I guess i'll just wear my Commander outfit. That'll get some of the pesky nobles to stay away from me. 

'Ugh i hate life' 

~Are we going somewhere Cale? 

~Lets eat a lot!!! 

~Lets burn them up! KEKEKEKEKE! 

~Ya thats right. Lets destroy those ■■■ and ■■■ them up! 

~Cutie when are we going? 

I groaned due the voices and i decided to reply to mother only. 

"We are going there two days later" 

~Ooooo 

~Lets loot those ■■■, till then! 

"I suppose we can do that" 

Its been awfully suspicious these days. Cage told me that bastard god of death has been far too quiet these days. 

I need to stay cautious till i find out the problem. 

I turned around but was startled by Ron standing there with poison in his hands. 

The poison was lemon tea. 

Again due to Ron's viciousness i had to drink the poi- uhm lemon tea. 

'ugh'  

I internally cried at the bitter taste but decided to not let it show on my face.  

Ron looked at me with his usual beign smile and suddenly i heard Beacrox shouting at someone. 

'Choi Han'

I guessed without hesitation. 

'What did he destroy now' 

'Aigooo. There goes my life.' 

Fortunately, the children barged in the room saving me from the pois- lemon tea. 

Unfortunately, they wanted me to go with them to buy clothes to wear in the party. 

They apparently thought my Commander outfit was not party wear type. 

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TBC