News Reporter: Last night, a police report was made on a 37 year old sponge man called Spongebob Squarepants, who smashed a (pronouns)'s window in last night while wailing that his snail, Gary, was sick, while screaming the name of the owner for the Krusty Krab, Mr Krabs. Here is all of the slightly disturbing footage of the incident that the person sent to the police department
*security footage of spongebob that you submitted is played, with sound*
News Reporter: He reportedly started this ruckus at 2:00am, and ran off after 30 minutes of loud sounds, after the window broke. We have his court day on the 14th, and he will be in questioning. Thank you for tuning in, we'll be back after these messages.
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