(this is modern au for this chapter btw, and the kamado siblings are here, and the rest of their family don't die just yet)
Tanjiro:so,Are you ready see them?
Nezuko:yeeeeeeeeaaahhhh!! I'm ready so see my bestie!!!!!!
Hanako:and I'm ready too see mine!!
Nezuko:your boyfrieeeeend~
Hanako:HE IS NOT—
Nezuko:yeah right...anyways, Tanjiro, can you knock?
Tanjiro:okay! *Knock on door*
Nezuko:YIP—
Tanjiro:Nezuko! Don't scream!
Nezuko:oh— sorry onii-chan...
Tanjiro: -sigh- it's okay..
Karaku:hi Tanjiro! Hi Nezuko!
Tanjiro:hi!
Urogi:uhm...N-Nezuko? 😓
Nezuko:oh, hi uro! Why do you look worried?
Urogi:there's a surprise for you..
Nezuko:YAY! A surprise!!
-insert Aizetsu's rage screaming at someone...-
Aizetsu: FIRST OF ALL,YOUR JORDAN'S ARE COMPLETELY FAKE, SECOND OF ALL, YOU GET NO FUCKONG BITCHES, NEXT, TWO WORDS THAT DISCRIBE YOU IS "DUMBASS BITCH" NEXT UP,YOU SUCK BIG MEN DICK, NEXT, YOU'RE A CRUSTY, DUSTY, MUSTY, STINKY, UGLY, DUMBASS, STUPID ASS, RINKY, DINKY, GOOFY ASS, NI-
Sekido:AIZETSU WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! WHO HURT YOU?!
Aizetsu:WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT, YOU RED CRAYON!?
Urogi:that's the surprise... We don't know how to o calm him down, he's been acting like this since the end of two months ago...
Tanjiro, Nezuko, Hanako, and Tokeo(with the axe):💀💀💀💀
Urogi:yeah...so, who wants to do things?
Hanako:oooo!! Like what?
Urogi:oh I see your here!, anyways, maybe uhh, uno? Maybe like uhhh, idk honestly...
Tanjiro:is...is Aizetsu okay...?
Urogi:no
Tanjiro:oh okay....
(Next chapter will be when I have motivation, and just Aizetsu roasting everyone except Zoha, Tokeo, and Hanako,maybe, not that much of Nezuko bye bye bitches!!!! And POOKIES!!!!!!)
