Sorry, but I LOVE doing Incorrect Quotes....
________________________________Wolfie: Can I carry you on my back like Bunny did?
Doggy: I don't think Riley would like that.
Wolfie: *pouts*
*Later*
Wolfie: *carrying Doggy on their back*
Riley: What the hell??
Doggy: What was I supposed to do? Say no?
________________________________Riley: How is the most beautiful person in the world?
Bunny: *blushing* I—
Doggy, butting into the conversation: Wolfie is perfect, thanks for asking.
________________________________Riley: Hey Doggy, wanna third wheel on my date with Beta tomorrow?
Doggy: Sure.
Riley: Bunny! Wanna third wheel on my date with Beta tomorrow?
Riley: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!
Doggy & Bunny: ...
Beta: Riley...
________________________________Doggy, gesturing to Bunny: Riley, look what you did! You made Mom upset!
Wolfie: Mom, please don't cry, we're sorry!
Riley: I'm sorry Mom... :(
Bunny, near tears: I DON'T REMEMBER GIVING BIRTH TO ANY OF YOU!
Beta: The fuck-
________________________________Bunny: It's the gift that keeps giving!
Doggy: It's the flower that keeps blooming!
Riley: It's the boat that keeps sailing!
Wolfie: It's the serial killer that keeps stabbing!
________________________________Doggy: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was changing their name to Wolfie.
________________________________Doggy: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.
Doggy: And I started thinking.
Doggy: Like, it was just trying to get food.
Doggy: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?
Wolfie: Are you ok?
________________________________Doggy: Can I have some water?
Wolfie: *starts chugging their water bottle*
Wolfie: *chokes from drinking too fast*
Wolfie: *spills water all over themself*
Wolfie, coughing: I don't have any water.
________________________________*Doggy and Bunny playing minecraft*
Doggy: Oh no, oh no, oh no-
Bunny: What's wrong?
Doggy: I did a thing.
Bunny: You regret the thing you dID-
Doggy: *screams*
Bunny: What the fuck did you do- *sees mass of aggravated Piglin* Damn it-
Doggy: *screams again*
________________________________Riley, drowning: Help!
Wolfie: Don't worry, I heard cowards float.
________________________________Doggy, to Wolfie: You drink too much, swear too much, and your morals are highly questionable.
Wolfie: ...
Doggy: You are everything I've ever wanted in a best friend.
________________________________Doggy: Dammit, you ruin everything!
Wolfie: You're welcome.
________________________________*Wolfie and Doggy are planning to break in somewhere*
Wolfie: We need to distract the guards.
Doggy: Right.
Wolfie: What are we gonna do?
Doggy: I'm gonna break their elbows while you poke their eyes.
Wolfie:
Doggy:
Wolfie: Deal.
________________________________Doggy, answering the phone: Hello?
Wolife: It's Wolfie.
Doggy: What did they do this time?
Wolfie: No, it's me, Wolfie. It's actually me.
Doggy: What did you do this time?
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Piggy AU
FanfictionThis is my Piggy AU. There are videos of it one YouTube if they help. I'll send you my channel below. In this book THERE. WILL. BE. CUSSING.