S1/EP5 C.H.E.R.U.B

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The episode opens up to a shot of Heaven's golden gates,As the gates open a town called "Cherub Towne" is shown as an Angel flies in front of the camera

The episode opens up to a shot of Heaven's golden gates,As the gates open a town called  "Cherub Towne" is shown as an Angel flies in front of the camera

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???: Well, howdy! I'm Cletus! Welcome to Heaven! Guess you did somethin' good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessin's!

The Cherubs begin singing the C.H.E.R.U.B. Jingle as it cuts to a man jumping out of an airplane.He pulls the ripcord to release his parachute, only for it to snap off instead as He splats onto a rock while a censoring cloud bubble reads "OWIE!"

???: ♫ Does it make you want to cry? ♫

Cuts to another person getting run over by a speeding train from a tunnel as "Oh No!" appears in a censor cloud

???: ♫ When your loved one has to die? ♫

Scene goes to another man who accidentally shoots himself in the face with a shotgun with a "Oopsie!" is seen in another censor cloud

???: ♫ Does it hurt you through and through? ♫

Clip shows a struggling man's face turning blue in a hangman's noose as a stylized version of the angels head fades into view with a sad face and a tear running down his cheek

All: ♫ When your face is turnin' bluuuuue? ♫

???: ♫ Well, luckily for you... ♫

???: ♫ There's somethin' we can do! ♫

???: ♫ We can help keep them alive, ♫

All: ♫ So you can watch them thrive! ♫

All three pose together as The orange C.H.E.R.U.B. logo appears with a registered trademark symbol while The letters appear as they are sung

All: ♫ 'Cause here at C.H.E... R.U.B.! ♫

Cletus rescues a woman from a pack of wild animals while Keenie pushes a scared Collin in front of them, as he holds a plank of wood with a nail in it

Collin: ♫ We'll save your honeybun from dying violently! ♫

The C.H.E.R.U.B. logo appears again

All: ♫ 'Cause here at C.H.E....R.U.B.! ♫

Cletus is shown waving a dismissive hand at a person handing him a handful of dollar bills

Keenie: ♫ No, we never even ask a fee! ♫

Collin and Keenie give each other a hug in a yellow heart background

Collin:♫ Because good people spread the love! ♫

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