Woulda bawl but mi a killa. I laughed lowly at that thought. I'm really not that bad ,trustttt me.
"Saye come fi yuh breakfast mi bby" mi hear mommy say from the kitchen.
Mi not even get up out a bed much less. Mommy aguh cuss mi now.
I groaned at the thought of having my first day of school on a Friday.
SACK A SALT!!
who even allowed that?
Dem affi guh down!!
.... After doing my morning routine and getting ready for school ,I went down to eat my breakfast.
Issa good thing mi wake early cause mi woulda gah school guh dead fi hungry and how dat woulda look if dem see mi inna gleaner seh "cause of death: hunger" ,I wanted to laugh but mommy woulda ask if mi mad so mi affi squeeze the smile.
Mi mad fr enuh. Like seriously I think I have some typa mental iss-
Looking at myself in the mirror in the living room ,I sighed.
Mi uniform tightttt enuh ,a cause mi a prefect mek sicki nuh send mi back a morning time.
Cause mi nah wear no frock gah school ,suppose mi get bullied and dem hang mi out like flag.
After eating my breakfast and kissing mommy on her cheek I exit the house and got inside my car.
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I got it last year for my birthday when I turned 18 ,nothing neva sweet mi suh. Cyah badda fi a walk guh look taxi only fi the dutty taxi man a look mi instead. I rolled my eyes at that thought and started my car.
.... The journey to school felt longer now that I was indeed late. Mi did affi stop a Starbucks and the line did long.
Mi cyah baddah inno ,everything lately just a piss mi off to be honest.
I was really trying to be early.
Wonda if Elle ,Jo and Brina come a school ,if not ,mi a tun back.
The first class I have today is Chemistry.
As soon as mi step in mi hear "Sayeeeee!" ,along with a hug from all 3 of my bsf's. I laughed while hugging them back ,mi three baby dem inno.
"Mi did miss unu " I said while fake shedding a tear.
They laughed. "Girl we did otp yesterday",Sabrina said.
"Girl mek mi have mi moment nuh" I said and we all laughed loudly.
Sabrina was the arrrrrrtistic one in the group. She lived in Roseheights with her mother since har likkle deadbeat fada nuh wah play him role.
I strongly despise men who can't take responsibility for their actions or what they've created.
"Girl!!, mi have tory fi share wid u." Jo said while holding onto my puffs. Not the girl a mek the hair spoil worst. Seeing as though u didn't get to do it this morning.
First day a school and mi look like mi have 50 homework and a teach pan top a it.
Mi will bawl inno.
"Tell me nuh" I said while giving her my undivided attention cause one ting wid me??
Me love tea. Milo tea. People business.
As long ass anno nth bout mi !
"Nuh u likkle mangey ez...-"I cut her off.
"Mi nah guh be everybody cup of tea cause some people nuh have good taste anyways " mi seh to mi bsf.
Plus mi doh wah hear bout Andrew right now.
Scratch that- NONE AT ALL. Him sick mi stomach.
Then I felt someone grab my arm roughly.
"A who the-" ,turning around to look at whoever the hell suh full a audacity ,mi frighten fi see the mawga bag juice looking piece a shit wah mi fren dem claim a mi "ex" cause mi nuh claim him.
"Move from yasso and nuh touch mi wid u mangey hand likkle eediat bwoy."
If him coulda buck mi him buck mi.
The look wah the bwoy a give mi ppl. "Wah yaw gwahn so fa bbz?" He said ,while smirking and his friends laughed. Him bipolar??
"Yuh sick mi stomach that's why." All who heard bursted out laughing. Jo ,Elle and Brina getting up to jump and laugh and slap the wall. That caused me to laughed too.
Afta him a look mi enuh and mi seh ah mi aguh give him a chance cause a frah grade 7 ...him gi mi bun .
A CHANCE INNO. AND HIM DASH IT WEH??
And him shoulda get the bun cause him fava smaddy wah deh suffer from malnutrition.
We all got to our seats as we saw Mr Waite entering the class. The man dawk lakka ba- midnight.
Once we were settled he started teaching.
... I was In 3rd period and already feel like mi just cyah wait till lunch time come. The likkle food wah mommy mek run thru mi eye teeth but atleast it save me.
Mi woulda fava Andrew and we can't have that so mi grateful.
**ringggg!!!
Fiiiinalllyyyy!!! Mi nearly tun skeleton to rawtid.
Getting up ,I packed up my books in my bag and straightened my table and desk.
Affi rush guh inna the line cause mi naav no "links" and otherwise I would have to wait until the bell rings again and then nah guh get nothing fi eat then cause ...lunch time aguh up.
Dem people here unorganized and inconsiderate bad.
... Unu can believe seh cheese patty a fi $400??? And drinks a 2 bills.
Affi guh start mek patty miself cause dis cyah guh work ,then again the cheese inna it come like a crust cause dem wouldn't even try heat it up the likkle patty them.
I rolled my eyes at that though and hissed my teeth loudly while collecting the orange juice and walking to our lunch area.
While on my way I saw that everyone was gathered at one particular area shouting ,"fight!!" ,"fight!!" ,"fight!!"
Mi seh mi tek off like Bolt ! cause fight pan the first day of school? Interesting
Dem children here nuh have no sense enuh.
It was one of Andrew's friend ,Slinga ,his real name is Brandon and another guy I didn't recognize.
Him prolly new. Can barely see him face though. But from the angle that I'm seeing him? Whew !
"WHAT IS GOING ON RIGHT HERE??" comes the big bad wolf aka ,Mr Higgins ,the dean ,who walks with his hand and body totally apart and looks like that of a sumo wrestler.
A so dem name?? Mi nuh know inno. Waiii.
Looking back at the scene I saw that they were now separated and being brought to the principal's office.
What a way the first day festive ,I thought ,while shelling dung the piece a dry patty.
It save a life.
Ppl ppl 😭mi a try Unu mek Mi know wah fi gwahn ❤️🤭
