Tam: *kisses Keefe*
Keefe: !
Tam: ...Did you steal my chapstick?
Keefe: Did- did I what?
Tam: My chapstick, Keefe. Did you steal it?
Linh: Tam, for the love of God, not this again.
Keefe: I- No, I didn't steal your chapstick. We use the same chapstick.
Tam: No, there is absolutely no way we use the same chapstick, because it was only sold on one Etsy shop two years ago and they discontinued it, and I loved it so much that I bought the last of their stock, and I keep it in my freezer so it doesn't go bad. It's been discontinued for three years. No one uses the same chapstick for three years. So unless you've been eating a whole fuck ton of something that's flavored like chocolate and popcorn, you absolutely stole my fucking chapstick.
Keefe: Chocolate and popcorn?
Linh: Why do you think it got discontinued?
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Poor Linh is third wheeling
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KOTLC | Incorrect Quotes and Headcannons
HumorAhem ahem. My stupid sleep deprived self really thought this would be a good idea, considering the fact I have three other books that I have yet to finish. But alas! KOTLC needs the recognition it deserves! So I present to you, KOTLC incorrect quote...
