BRUCE IS A POLYGOT😨

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Billy: BImyself
Finney: sPACER test
Bruce: IlovebaseBALLS
Vance: KYSBRO
Robin: 🥊robinthebank🥊
Griffin: Hamburber
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BImyself: I'm feeling a bit silly
IlovebaseBALLS: How silly arw we talkinh😨
sPACER TEST: GUYS THEY GAVE ME A BRAIN!!! IM NOW SUPER SMART!
BImyself: good for you! 😐
sPACER TEST: SLIP ON SOAP😡
BImyself: Antyways
IlovebaseBALLS:Ok
BImyself added 215-***-**** and 2 others
BImyself changed 3 names
Robin:what happened
sPACER TEST: honestly kys
IlovebaseBALLS: COULDNT BE MOI
Vance: wth?
IlovebaseBALLS: 首を切って声帯を取り除き、トマトソースをかけてスパゲッティのように食べます。
BImyself: IM SORRY😭
Griffin: you understand him?
BImyself: ive known him since kindergarten, he always speaks Japanese or Portuguese when he's angry I've started to catch on bc mans has anger issues😭
Vance: GOLDEN BOY BRUCE HAS ANGER ISSUES
Robin: PROOF??????
sPACER TEST: here😭

Billy: BImyselfFinney: sPACER testBruce: IlovebaseBALLSVance: KYSBRORobin: 🥊robinthebank🥊Griffin: Hamburber________________________________BImyself: I'm feeling a bit sillyIlovebaseBALLS: How silly arw we talkinh😨sPACER TEST: GUYS THEY GAVE ME ...

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Griffin: How much "Flavor" can the boy have
BImyself: a lot actually
Robin:name them
sPACER TEST: Japanese, Brazilian, Colombian, Filipino, Italian and Greek.
IlovebaseBALLS: your forgetting Romanian too😽
(DAMN BRUCES FAMILY IS FROM EVERYWHERE!!!)
Robin: YOU POLYGOT😡
Vance: a what?
sPACER TEST: a person who knows a lot of languages
Vance: oh
Griffin: lemme js
Griffin changed 3 names
🥊Robinthebank🥊: HONESTLY I WOULDVE GONE WITH TACO MUNCHER
KYSBRO: HONESTLY I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING DO BAGUETTE BITER
Hamburber:DO YOU REALLY TJIMK THAY LOW OF ME?
🥊Robinthebank🥊: waittt but which is his main and accent
sPACER TEST: Japanese, he can speak all of them but he talks to his parents in Japanese, texts in Japanese and talks bad about people in Japanese to their face
BImyself: LIKE THE TIME HE LOOKED ME UP AND DOWN AND TOLD ME "猫がげっぷをして口の中で嘔吐し、それを飲み込んであなたに吐き戻すような匂いです。ここにいるのがちょっと恥ずかしいから、君が臭いから帰ります。" and then said "my moms calling, got to go! By the way love the new cologne!"
sPACER TEST: NO WAY💀
BImyself: I ACCIDENTALLY RECORDED OUR CONVERSATION AND SO I TRANSLATED IT AND HE ACTUALLY SAID "It smells like a cat burping and vomiting in its mouth, then swallowing it and spitting it back at you. I'm a little embarrassed to be here, so I'm leaving because you stink."
KYSBRO: HAHAHAHAHENWISJWJRKWKD
🥊robinthebank🥊: DYINGGG
Hamburber: AYO @IlovebaseBALLS IS THIS TRU????
                IlovebaseBALLS is online!
IlovebaseBALLS: very. But I couldn't ruin my ego!!! I can't be hanging out with someone who's already not popular but STINKS?!!
BImyself: WHATEVER YOU SHOULDVE TOLD ME😔

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