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8. Things My Parents Would Never Say

Things My Parents Would Never Ever Say.

Don't just break the windows, take down the doors too. *evil face*

Here are the keys, take the car. Show me what you know about hitting targets.

Forget school, it sucks anyway like, what the heck?? Let's dress up as fairies and roam the streets "blessing" people. Slay baddie girl yaaas.

The earth is 100% flat. Tell your geography teacher that I'm going in and teaching a REAL lesson about the "globe" WITH MY FISTS!!!!

If you're gonna steal, at least get away with it.

Break rules, hearts and windows! And if you want, you can break someone's arm.

Don't burn that here! Go next door.

Get out!! You don't live here anymore!! We bought you your own house. Destroy it.

I know you don't have a licence to drive yet but I just want to see if I can trust you to successfully run people over.

Go and commit every crime imaginable before crying to me. No literally, go commit crimes already.

(any modern teenage slang terms)

I hate you and you are never welcome to come back in my home.