Jouno: thats ridiculous, tecchou doesnt have a crush on me
Tachihara: yes he does
Teruko: yes he does
Tecchou: yes i do
Tecchou: the studies show that youre the most amazing person in the world
Jouno: source?
Tecchou: me
Tecchou: *hugs jouno*
Junou: whats this?
Tecchou: affection
Jouno: disgusting
Jouno:
Jouno: do it again
Jouno: is something burning?
Tecchou: only my love for u
Jouno: ... the toaster is on fire again isnt it?
Tecchou: ye- OH MY GOSH THE TOASTER IS ON FIRE AGAIN!
Jouno: *facepalms*
Tecchou: they say love is an uninvited guest
Jouno: is that why you barge into my room without permission?
Tecchou: alright, you and i are married
Jouno: no were not
Tecchou: relax its just pretend
Jouno: i dont want to pretend
Tecchou: scared youll like it?
Jouno: alright, if were married i want a divorce
Tachihara: are they like this all the time?
Teruko: yes, they are
*bonuses*
Tecchou: im having a baby
Kenji: oh, wow thats grea-
Tecchou: its you, sign here
Kunikida: why is there so much trash in your room?
Dazai: I feel at home surrounded by what i am
Dazai: the first one to reply is gat
Dazai: *gay
Dazai: wait-
YOU ARE READING
Fandom Oneshots & Headcanons
Fanfictionjust some random oneshots & headcanons I make maybe during school or at midnight or something- most likely ships- i take requests no smut/lemons or limes
