Relatable Swimming Things

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Walk into the pool like what up what a crappy block,
I'm just so pumped up bought some shit from the swim shop,
Water in the pool is so damn frosty,
The swimmers like,"Damn, I'm just so freaking hungry,"
Streamlining hella deep, trying to beat the other teams,
Dressed in my suit that's probably like size thirteen,
Draped in my parka, teammates standing next to me,
Probably shoulda washed this,
Smells like chlorineee

(Thrift Shop parody)