Privatees - Abhiya

Episode - 1 ( KAND AND ME)

Iske liye kya kya karna padta hai... Car hai, paise hai but still mujhe paidal Chalke Jana pad Raha hai .. aur woh bhi sabse chehra chupate hue...

Koi aao aur muje godi mein uthake lejao... Mujhse aur nhi chala jaega .. yeh restaurant aane ka nam hi nhi le Raha hai... Oh Goddd help karo apni jiya ki ... Utha lo muje aur patak do us restaurant mein... Jha Abhishek Mera wait karra hai .... 😭😭

-------------------------------------------------JIYA AND HER SELF TALKING,

She is currently on a road, She is in a hurry, She has to reach the Panny Restaurant within 30 mins and Here she is having a conversation with herself only 💁🏻
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Jiya control yourself, and focus, yeh public road hai .... kitne sare log hai yaha.. kaise bhi kisi ko yaha pata na chale ki tum jiya shankar ho.

Ek bar restaurant aajae phir ye Jo kala chasma pehen rakha hai ...sabse pehle isko utarungi, Mujhse jyada weight toh is chasme ka hai....tna bhari 😮‍💨

Aur aaj hi ke din mujhko na koi mask mila, na scarf Mila ki mein yeh muh dhak lu... Bas mila toh yeh chotta sa handkerchief (rumal)..... Jo face pe sahi dhang se aa bhi nhi Raha hai. Isiliye ek hath se rumal ko pakad ke chal Rahi hun.. ki kahi gir na jae..

Aaj bas koi pakde na mujhe, Isi wajah se car bhi leke nhi aai kyuki mujse jyada toh meri car famous hogyi hai... !!

Goshhhh, This Phone.... kitna baj raha hai but utha bhi nhi sakti kyuki my so called mask (rumal) gir jaega.. 😮‍💨

Kaddu.. I am coming... Thoda intzar aur karlo... vaise yeh kitna busy rehta hai... 2 ghante baad iski Goa ki flight hai.., abi ekdum se milne ka plan bana lia .... Thankfully Mera bhi koi shoot nahi hai .... But yeh restaurant aa kyu nahi raha hai,... Yeh road Aaj khatam hi nhi hora... Hai... 😭😭

Jaise jaise mein kadam aange bhada Rahi hun waise waise mujhe naye naye chehre dikhai dere hai... Jo muje aisi shak bhari nazron se dekh rahe hai jaise mein kisi ka murder karke aai hun ....

madam ji madam ji......

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Mein logo ko dekh rahi thi ki kaise log mujhe shak bhari nazron se dekh rahe hai tabhi ek bhut cute si awaz mujhe sunai di "Madam Ji, Madam Ji"
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Yeh awaz ek chotte se bacche ki thi, jiske kapde dhool mitti se lipte hue the, ek hath mein vo bhut sare gubbare liye hua tha aur dusre hath mein ek box jiske andar bhut sare pen the ...

Uski masoom si aankhein muje dekh rahi thi ek hope ke sath... ki sayad ye mujhse khuch khareedengi...

---- Madam pen lelo, nhi to gubbare hi lelo, vaise toh 20 ka hai lekin apko mein 10 ka dunga ----

Uski yeh baat sunke mujhe uspe aur pyar aagya.... Jin gubbaro se use khelna chahiye, vo yaha baich Raha hai... Jin pen se use padhna chahiye unse vo yaha naaptol kar raha hai..

----- Madam sant kyu ho, lelo Naa ----

Me ~~ Yeh sab kuch kitne ka hai
He ~ Sab kuch chaiye aapko
Me ~~ Haan, poora kitne ka hoga
He ~ 500 ka hai

Mein apna purse check karti hun, I hope isme cash ho.... kyuki mein cash kaha hi rakhti hun .... Agar cash na Mila toh is chotte se bacche ke samne meri beizzati hojani hai .... 😭😭

Kaha gya ... Kuch bhi dikhai nahi dera hai... Hey bhagwan 100 ka note hi dikhado ... Accha choro 10 ka hi dikhado... Khi to kuch to ho.... isme toh cash hai hi nhi....

Ek minute... Ek secret chain bhi toh thi is purse mein...

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Thankfully us secret chain mein 3500 rupay the jisme se maine 2000 rupay ka note nikala h aur usko dedia
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He ~ Madam Ji mere pas chutte nahi hai
Me ~~ Koi baat nahi ye poora note, aap hi rakhlo, aur in paiso se kuch accha khana pina
He ~ Thanyuu madam ji, ye lo aapke gubbare aur yeh bhi lelo (pen)
Me ~ Yeh sab bhi aapka hi hai.. Mujhe bas ek pen dedo .. jo aapko pasand aae
He ~ Bas ek pen hi
Me ~ Haan, nhi doge kya sir ji ??

He smiles and gave me a blue colour pen ..

Me ~ Thanyuuu
He laugh
Me ~ Kyu hasre ho sir jii ??
He ~ Aap bhi mera jaisa bolne lagi
Me ~ Haan Thanyuu Thanyuu 😂

Woh haste sarmate hue waha se bhagke chala gya ... 😂

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Achanak se peeche se aawaz aai "Jiya, Jiya one selfie please"

Mein peeche mudi us ladki ko dekhne ke liye, vo ladki itne pyar se mujhe dekh rahi thi... Uski eyes thodi emotional bhi thi... aur mujhse pooch Rahi thi.. can I take one selfie please 🥺

I said "yes aajao"... usne sabse pehle mujhe hug kia aur phir apna phone ka front camera on kia 💗 ......
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Wait a minute, WHAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT, Mujhe toh sabse chupke jana tha... NO WAYYY....

BUT WAIT Lekin isne mujhe pehchan kaise liya.. wheerreee ... mera handkerchief kha hai... ???

Shit, SHIT SHITTTTT ....Ye toh neeche gira hua hai, but howww ???

I think Purse se cash nikala sayad tab gir gaya hoga ... OH GOD NOOOOOO

She ~~ Jiya mam smile
Me ~ 😭

He ~~ Mam I am your big fan, Can I take one selfie with you.....

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People have surrounded Jiya from all side
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Episode 2 soon...