Griffin(me): "I'm gay."
TheAppledashian387 : "Congrats!"
Dukkorsmth : "Knew it."
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Meme: "I should've left you in the street where I found you."
Medz: "But you didn't 😎"
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Stranger: "We both like SMPs, how come I've never met you?"
Griffin(me): "Well you like the DreamSMP, I liked the SockSMP."
Stranger: "SockSMP?? We hated you guys."
Griffin: "We hated ourselves-"
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Socks: "You can't cook."
Blaza: "Yes I can. Name one time I made something terrible."
Socks: "You fed me a fucking snake once."
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Tbh: "WHO JUST HIT ME WITH A CHALUPA??!"
Wictoria: "You don't have a husband."
Tbh: "Yeah, that's why I FUCKED YOURS."
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Laff looking at Blaza and Socks about to kill each other: "Yup, another day."
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*Socks, Tbh, and Meme getting into the car*
Socks: "I'm driving!"
Meme who is out of view: "SHOTGUN!"
Tbh: "Aw, but you had it on the way here-"
Socks and Tbh: "WOAH-"
Meme now holding a shotgun: "No, I have a shotgun. And I want the front seat." *cocks gun.*
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Joocie: "I'm adopting a child."
Muffin: "That's great!"
Joocie, slamming adoption papers at Muffin: "And that child is you. Sign the papers."
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SocksFor1 Headcanons (newer version)
General FictionAs you can see my old Headcanons book had been discontinued, that's because I'm making a new, better version! Get ready because I'll be making more SockSMP-related books soon!
