SFTEG Skits Cuz If We Have the Art, We Have the Memes

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(SFTEG and beans within by friendo @akirasmithsan, Villain SFTEG AU, and everything else by me)

Nozomi: Yes... let the chaos STARRRRTTT!!!
Joyonghan: *oh no-*
Aarion: My bloodline is in even more danger now-
Dromar: Why must I befriend the wild?
Nim: Is everyone oka-
(Octo-siren) Fanatica: BLUB BLUB MOTHERFU-

~Let the chaos begin (Skit Edition)~

Nozomi: Have you guys ever just felt like ripping someone's gallbladder out?
Joyonghan: ...
Dromar: Nozomi, are you mentally stable currently-
Aarion: When the heck is she ever stable in anything-

JoyMar: *Fluff, Fluff, and occasional rare spice*
Caarion: *Fluff, Spice, and Silliness*
Starstruck Lovers: *Fluff and Behind-the-scenes Spice*
EyeNim: *s t r i c t l y  p l a t o n i c*
Meanwhile TC (True Creator) and Akira.exe: How about we get romantic here, ey? *makes most the AUs ship EyeNim*

Someone: Why do you wear that chest binding thingy? Are you Trans???
Elixir: Oh no, I just got a thing called "Extraordinarily Large Man-boobs."
The Fangirls and boys in the background: *aggressively simps even more*

Bean Fam in order of height (tallest to shortest):
Nim
Eyeless
Dromar (probably)
Nozomi and Aarion (around the same height-ish??? Maybe Nomi is taller???)
Joyonghan

Joyonghan: *cries in short*

Nozomi: Ha ha, take the L
Dromar: Don't mock her!
Aarion: Honestly, I agree with Nomi here-
Nim: You two, oh my stars-

Eyeless: *normal magical gal stuff*
Nim's Soul: ... nice a-
Nim: ABSOLUTELY NOT-

True Creator (TC): Sooooo... *holds Eyeless and Nozomi doll* How should I traumatize you two? =)

Nozomi: *Murderous, killed people and will kill now, chaotic, etc.*
Aarion: She's the one. She's my sis.

Joyonghan: Dromar, can I go grab water plea-
Dromar: *cuddles* No.
Joyonghan: But I'm thir-
Dromar: No.
Joyonghan: But-
Dromar: N o .
Joyonghan: I'm thir-
Dromar: ✨️N o✨️

True Creator: Ehdhdhwihdjwshsjsjs I'm out of ideaaasss-
Akira.exe: *breathes*
True Creator: N e v e r m i n d *get drawing*

(Sorry this is short! My brain is sludge-)

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