Sabito: So how are we going to get out of here?
Giyuu: I KNOW- OH KIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSUUHH
-0.00000000000000000000001 seconds later-
Tanjiro: Yes?
Inosuke: we heard our names.
Zenitsu: what father figure
Nezuko: Hmmmmhm!
Giyuu: Hello my children.
Sabito: What the-
Muichiro: -and I'm here.
Sabito: I never knew we had children-
Giyuu: Children untie us ✨ no wait scratch that- ME!
Sabito: WHAT? UNTIE ME TOO!
-they only untie giyuu-
Sabito: ILL GIVE YALL HOT CHOCOLATE-
-sabito gets untied 0.00000000000000000000000000000001 seconds later-
Sabito: TY ✨
Giyuu: Yeah yeah whatever.
Mitsuri: HE GOT OUT!
Rengoku: CHARGE!!!!!!
Sabito: AAAAH!
Giyuu: IM TOO YOUNG TO BE KIDNAPPED 😭😭😭😭
Children: Peace out ✌️-magically disappears-
Sabito: WHAT
Giyuu: CHILDREN NO
Shinobu: ATTACKKKKK!!!!!!
Sabito & Giyuu: AAAAAAAA-
-time skip to after getting away-
(Took 4 hours of running 😌)
Giyuu: *dies cutely on the ground 😌*
Sabito: *looks like he is having a seizure*
Nezuko: Hmmmm? (Are they alright?)
Tanjiro: Nope.
Nezuko: Hmmm... (awwww...)
Inosuke: Should we have left them?
Zenitsu: Idk but I wasn't sticking around to find out- I mean look at them.
Inosuke: True. Wait- FIGHT ME!
Tanjiro: Shut up peppa pig- Giyuu are you alright?
Giyuu: Barely....
Tanjiro: Good enough. Bye don't die!
Giyuu: DONT LEAVE US HEREEE-
Sabito: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(Sorry I haven't posted in a while and sorry this is short 😭 I've been rlly busy. I'll try my best to post more often!)
~end for now~
