Epilouge

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Hi, second chapter. I hope you'll enjoy it.

The year was 2020 and Barack Obama and Donald J. Trump were happily married. They had a son, Deku, this broccoli looking ass kid who was adopted from the MHA universe. Donald J. Trump had just lost the presidential election a second time, but this time he didn't lose to the love of his life, no... he lost to Joe Biden.

Joe Biden was a man like any other, his hobbies include falling down stairs, stuttering and being a total gilf that, I, the writer of this story would very much like to suck dry... but that's besides the point.

Donald was bitter with having to give up his title and was out for revenge. He'd already messaged Fox News and told them to say the election was rigged. But it wasn't enough... this was personal.

"I'm going to my boyfriend, Bakugos, house!" Deku said as he walked out the door with his stupid broccoli looking ass hair. "Okay, honey, take care!" Barack yelled after him. Life was different ever since he met Donald. He'd left his heterosexual life as a heterosexual husband to a heterosexual wife to heterosexually produced daughters for this orange slice of ass.

"How are you?" Barack said as he opened the door to the bathroom where Donald had just finished taking a fat shit. "I'm okay..." he said, leaning his fat ass on the sink. "... just... bitter."

Barack chuckled "you've always been a sore loser, it's fine, time will heal all wounds." "I guess you're right" Donald said crossing his oily legs. "Now.. wanna get in the shower with me?" Barack said stripping naked. Donald nodded.

The two were having much sex in shower until Donald stopped. "Hey, Barack, aren't you a little worried about Deku?" He said, getting up from his red knees. "No, why?" Barack answered. "Well... I know he's happy with Bakugo, but don't you think it's a bit of a toxic ship?" "Idk, haven't watched the show..."

Donald was shocked. He felt so betrayed. He got out of the shower and wrapped himself in a red robe with his initials on them. "You... adopted a son with me... from the MHA universe... and you didn't even think to watch the show to know his origin?!" Donald was tearing up. Did Barack even care about their family life or did he just want Donald's fat ass?

"Donald... I'm sorry... it's just... I'm not a fucking weeb okay?" Barack responded in tears. He felt so bad he'd upset his husband like this. Donald pulled off his wedding ring and threw it at Barack. "Have it your way." He said as he stormed off dramatically. His ass shaking with every step. He got a little horny from being such a drama Queen.

An hour later.

Donald had rushed out of the house and was sitting in a bar. He was drinking some American scotch from Scotland and looked all sad. He hadn't even gotten dressed and was just depressingly sitting there in his Hugh Hefner robe.

Suddenly he heard a low, sultry voice singing "Shizukesa ga shimikomu you de
Iki o tometa gozen goji" it was... it was the MHA theme song! He turned to face the stranger and then he saw it was Joe Biden! His excitement turned to anger real quick as he threw his drink at him. Joe was confused and looked up to see who threw it.

"Joe... Biden..." Donald growled through his teeth. "Do you even know what you're singing right now?" Joe smiled. "Oh yes, my favorite show Boku no Pic- I mean Boku No Hero Academia!"

Donald was so angry. How dare Joe Biden of all people sing his sons song like that. "I'll have you know my son is Deku the broccoli hair looking ass bitch that that show is about! And I find it very disrespectful of you to sing that song!"

Joe rose from his seat in excitement. "Really?!" He yelled in happiness. "I hope he's not dating Bakugo, they're such a toxic ship..."

Wait. Does.... does Joe Biden understand him better than Barack? "That's.... that's what I've been trying to communicate to my husband, Barack Obama, but he won't listen... that's why I'm all sad and cheeked up on a Sunday afternoon in this bar..." Donald cried. "Donald... I think we're soulmates." Biden said as he wiped his tears.

"I- I think so too!" Donald said as he leaned in to kiss Joe. And they made out in that bar all night. Donald forgot all his worries, all his pain as he feasted on Biden's plump lips. Joe grabbed his fat ass as everyone watched, but it didn't matter, it was love!

"Joe... I want you to come home with me and stay up all night, fuck me til the daylight, 34 35 o yeah e I yeaaah baby you might need a seatbelt when I ride it imma leave it open like a door come inside it." "Yes, Donald, I will."

They were in the bedroom. God, how Donald missed the Lincoln bedroom, but it was all over now. They fucked much and then they heard the door open. "Oh my god!" Donald yelled. "Hide under the bed, Joe!" Joe hides.

The door creaked open to his bedroom. Luckily it wasn't Barack, it was Deku and some kid with fucked up hair. "This is my new friend, five weenies." The fucked up hair kid looked offended.

"My name is not five weenies, my name is Shoto from the UA and I wanna be a hero, my father Endavour is currently the number one hero, but to be frank I've always hated him and want to forge my own path in the world of pros, my childhood was less than loving you see so I felt li-"

"OKAY OKAY, gotcha, if you don't mind can I please get to bed now?" Donald interrupted. "Sure. Bye, dad." Deku said and closed the door. Donald sighed. That was close. "Joe? You can come out now." He said. No response. "Joe?" Donald said and looked under the bed. "It was Barack and Joe. They were trying to strangle each other. "Honey?? What are you doing under there?!" Donald screamed.

"I do this when I'm upset okay? I hide under the bed, but little did I know my husband was an unfaithful bastard!" Barack screamed. "Barack I'm so sorry!" Donald cried and with every hiccup his ass shook the bed. "Why don't we just have a threesome!" Joe whispered through the chokehold Barack had him in.

...
"Well....
....
That's a good plan." Donald said. And Barack agreed. They all had hot threesome sex the entire night.

The end.

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