Knuckles was at school, it was his first day in 3rd grade. He was excited to meet people and as he was walking through the halls he saw a Beautiful woman. One look at the woman and he fell deeply in love with her, he wanted to date the woman of his dreams. He went over to his best friend Sonic and told him about the beautiful lady he saw and asked him if he knew who this beautiful lady he had seen was. Sonic then said to Knuckles "She is my sister Shadow Uwu" Knuckles realized that he had been simping for his best friend's sister so he couldn't tell him about his mission to rizz her up. Knuckles then remembered that he had no rizz so he decided to take his 20 bucks from his wallet and go to Walmart. He went to Walmart and searched threw many books until he found the one. The book he needed was named "How To Rizz Up A Bitch In The 3rd Grade" he read the book and knew that he was ready to rizz up shadow like no other and win a bitch over. Knuckles went to sleep so that he could get ready to rizz up Shadow and make her his 3rd-grade cutie patootie. As Knuckles slept he dreamt of all the fun he and Shadow would have if they got together. Shadow would be his baby girl and he would be her big daddy alpha echidna. In the morning knuckles dressed up nice and got ready to rizz up Shadow like no other. He walked to school with tons of confidence and rizz glimmering in his eyes. He strutted across every street until into the school. He saw Shadow and froze, he remembered how much he loved her and knew it was time to rizz her up like baby Gronk. He walked over to Shadow and said "Hey I think you dropped something" Shadow looked around and asked what she had dropped. Shadow smirked and slowly Rosen his head and slowly said "Your standards, hi I'm knuckles." Then Shadow realized that he was a rizzler with mega rizz and that he could rizz her up for days on end so she said "Will you be my mega sweaty big alpha male boyfriend pookie wookie woo uwu" Then just then knuckles realized that Shadow was cringe 🤮🤮🤮🤮 knuckles then continued to roast the shit out of Shadow and run of screaming and crying. Until sonic showed up and kissed knuckles on the mouth and they made out for 4 hours straight in the men's bathroom. Just then Amy walked in and screamed "OH MY GOD SONIC!!! YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH A RED BLOOD CLOT?!" Then ran off sobbing. Knuckles then realized he could pull anyone with his mega ultra rizz that he has from that Walmart book. Then Knuckles realized that he never paid for the book and he had stolen the book from his local Walmart that he oddly lived right next to at the time before he moved away to Texas to mate with his sister rose. 😔
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Let Me know if I should make a part 2 or not.
