Cindy being espresso depresso

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"My cat is kissing my soda" (after she said that I said: I pronounce you, Ozzie and Mt. dew, husband and wife)

"(Sinisterly) Oh yes"

"CELERY"

"PEOPLE ARE SO DUMB"

"Har har har har har har"

"HELP IM ASCENDING"

"DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE"

"HELP HELP WHISP HELP"

"HELP MY SISTER IS WATCHING WE DONT TALK ABOUT BLUEY"

"Understandable have a great day"

"(Spam dancing woman emoji)"

"NOBODY LIKES YOU (insert username of that one person who stole something from Cindy)"

"I-"

"If you kill Tace I will be angry"

"OMG MURDER🤩"

"I love torturing children"

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