Sleigh Ride (NSFW CRACKFIC)

FURRY SEX?????? WHAT.

*This was originally going to be a full on smut but I don't know what happened LMAO 

helpful tip from niles: do not leave alcohol unsupervised when you have 3 older people in the house. even if they have problems containing themselves.

yeah.

ok so silly niles was hosting a small private christmas party because bro hates crowds (like me fr) and it was also a way to bribe something out of andrea, animal, and glitched.

he was cleaning da dishes and singing mariah carey and animal got annoyed, yelling , "SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I'LL SHOVE THAT DRAWING TABLET UP MY ASS" then the fuckint wolfdog ated the dinner including the glass plate (hot)

"sorry pookie bear ^3^"

"i'll fucking rip you apart." animal growled and his eyes glowed!!!! #emo

"jeSUS animal no need to be a dick, it's the holiday season after all-" andra chimed in and i think she was finishing making out glitched on the baloney. she also smelled like beer ew

"i agree andrea, let's brush off that shitty attitude shall we?" the cow smiled, and continued to make awesome covers of christmas songs lmao 

note thar animal andrea and glitfhed drink like 9 times the legal limit, thank god they stayed home and fucked 

"hey i just realized, how much did you three drink? i don't think i'll able to get groceries because i never had the chance to set up the lights outside. just wanted to stand out in that snow."

"fuck it, let's go tomorrow."

wait, it snows in los angeles? nevermind, this is niles's bunch. everything can occur.

niles then put 2938499393949 layers of jackets and coats to go outside because he isn't fluffy enough to do so. bro summoned many feet of christmas lights to do that shit idk

MEANWHILE, andesa animal and glitched were being extremely silly and shit because they were reading shit on ao3 for some reasoj 

"omg this is poorly written i can't" anal was wheezing like a hyena and rolling on the floor laughing like. A fuckass he is

"this isn't logically possible. or that's at least my opinion." andrea snorted, and wipped the tears out of her jaundiced eyes.

"i think a 15 year old wrote this. or chatgpt wasn't having it for this user." glitched downed another bottle of BEER 

then like hours later they were so fuckinf out of it and didn't remember whay happened in the night. given what's going to happen.

animal led andrea and glitched to his room which was full of pitaya dragon cookie body pillows but they were stored in the closet for the sake of a furry threesome 

"guys i have a good idea. it will last a while." anal then leaned into glitched just to say,

"whay if we went down on andrea and treat her like a horse?????" animal is definitely the kinkiest mf of my series.

"ok"

"sweet." animal then got out some whips #sadist  and like a shit ton of bdsm gear. wait, there was a saddle too?

"andrea you're going to play the role as bojack horseman lmao" gliched and anal then started putting the shit on her while maintaining consent lol

"hot sex" 

then they start fucking with andrea eating out glitched and animal giving his 9 inches to andra!!!! 2nd oldest advantages

BUT

little did they know that niles is OUTSIDE i literally MENTIONED that, he was half way done with the thing and ended up peeking at animal's window

whay did he see? sex

and animal using the whip on andreas gyat, while taunting her into being a horse

nile. Was traumatized. he witness his 3 "parents" fucking each other!!!!! Unbelievable 

then he started to sing sleigh ride but it made it worse because it literally relates whay was going on in the inside

"A LA BIRDIES ANDREA I'M BOUTA" then animal explodes inside of her, probably like 3993939303044994 gallons of cum wait no that was a joke i hate cum inflation 

thank god andrea had her hysterectomy-

"AAAAAAAAHHUGDCYGFCYBUEFHFC484VHFY74YVT6H78YN7YN 7<,UN>&,9>#<>,2>&,88&2,98U39XR8UXR2JJOE2X8IEXJE8NU&8, 2" niles was rolling in the snow having a meltdown after witnessing that ordeal. he was crying too like a piss man 

"maybe i should've ordered macd9nallld,,,," niles became emo and ran away from home

oh and andrea animal asn glitched were fuckjg 39 hours straight

can we get a w in the comments