Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel, What If?

Baby of Mine

After Blitz's brush with death from the murder family, Stolas forced him to stay in the manor until the baby was born. Loona took over leading I.M.P., and even Octavia sometimes popped over to the office to take Loona's place as secretary while they went to earth. Stolas had converted one of the guest rooms into a nursery for the baby. And Blitz with his love of horses left a few stuffed horse toys in the nursery and even a horse mobile. With all of Blitz's mood swings and spacing out, he was excited to meet their little bundle of joy. Blitz wanted to be surprised with the gender of the baby when it was born.

Well, two months and a week passed and the baby wasn't born yet. The baby was supposed to be born three days ago but it never happened. Blitz was getting annoyed and impatient for the baby to be born already. Stolas would always keep Blitz comfortable and happy that way the baby would be born on its own time. Millie and Moxxie would come by to check up on Blitz after work. Even Kara would come by the manor and bring different kinds of tea for Blitz, sew baby clothes, and she would even watch over Blitz when Stolas had meetings. Little did Blitz know, this baby was gonna bring him and his family closer.

Stolas was at a big meeting that he couldn't get out of, so Kara was at the manor with Blitz to keep him company. While Kara was making lunch for the both of them, Blitz was looking at old family photos from when he was a kid. Kara had just walked into the living room with lunch trays when she saw from the corner of her eye the photo on Blitz's phone. It was a photo of young Blitz with a female imp who looked almost identical to him. "Who's that?" Kara asked.

Blitz was startled hearing Kara's voice then he tried to hide his phone. "I don't know what you're talking about!" Blitz snapped.

"Blitz... I saw the photo. Who was that?" Kara asked, again.

Blitz took a deep breath and then handed his phone to Kara so she could see the photo. "That's my twin sister, Barbie Wire. We used to be so close until an incident years ago. Now she's in rehab in Sloth Ring and I hardly see her. I did invite her to the wedding to try and make up with her but she never came." Blitz answered.

"What incident? And why is she in rehab?" Kara asked.

That's when Blitz told Kara that he and Barbie grew up in the Greed Ring with their parents in their family circus. Barb was a natural on the high wire and Blitz was an acrobat clown with his best friend Fizzarolli. The three of them were so close like siblings. Growing up, the three of them always had each other's back. Even when Blitz's father would always put him down for being a terrible clown, Fizzarolli and Barbie always found ways to cheer him up. Until the incident, it was Fizzarolli's birthday and Blitz had a crush on his best friend. He wrote a letter to Fizz and was about to give it to him when he saw his father give Fizz a car that said, 'Wish you were my son.'

Blitz was heartbroken seeing the card then he stormed off and threw his letter on the ground. He suddenly heard screams coming from the tent and the whole thing was on fire. An explosion from the tent caused scar marks on Blitz's hands and face. Fizzarolli's injuries were way worse; the explosion was caused by a box of fireworks that left Fizz completely damaged. His horns were broken off, his arms and legs were completely burned and unsalvageable, his face was burned as well, and even his vocal cords were damaged. The entire circus was burned down, Fizz was rushed to the hospital but Barb and Blitz lost their mother in the fire.

After that, none of the doctors or nurses would even let Blitz see Fizzarolli, claiming that Fizz didn't want Blitz to see him. Barb took the death of their mother hard; she started staying out late and doing drugs just to numb the pain. It got to the point where Blitz found her passed out from an overdose of H-8. Blitz checked her into rehab and would sometimes check up on her. But even after all that, Blitz was so sure that his sister hated him. The nurses would say the same thing, she didn't want to see him. That's why he sent an invitation to the rehab center for Barb to come to the wedding, he wanted to see her again. But she never came to the wedding.