Stop crying and talk to me child
Yenne
What's up everybody
What's good?
Jisung
Nothing much
What bout you?
Yenne
Why are you always online??
Felix
Hey yinnie!
Yenne
Heyy lixie!
Jisung
You say 'hey lixie's to him but 'why are you always online??' to me
I knew it, you also do not like me
Yenne
That's not true!
I swear sungie I love you very much
Hyunjin
As a friend right..?
Because things are looking too good for yenho, and I don't like the way jenne sounds
Felix
I don't think it's that bad actually, I like how it sounds
Jisung
That actually sounds not bad
Minho
Oi
First you cheat on your wife with me and now you cheat on me with some trash bag lady??
How could you?
Jisung you playboy!
Hyunjin
You finally admitted it! You did steal my hubby!!
You insolent wench
Minho
...
Hyunjin
I mean, you beautiful woman who seduced my hubby with your beauty...
Yenne
Ladies ladies!
Imma have to interrupt your fight for a moment to clarify
Your mans jisung is not cheating on ya'll with me, for I would rather drink moisturizer
Than to like jisung romantically
And Hyunjin, or Mrs jisung should I say, I 'love' your husband completely platonically, thank you, continue fighting
Seungmin
Why are you even fighting over my brother lee minho?
YOU ARE MY WIFE
WE HAVE A DAUGHTER AND SHE'S ONLY THREE!
Felix
Appa don't yell at eomma...
Seungmin
No baby I'm not yelling at anyone
Yenne
FELIX IS THE DAUGHTER?!
AWW
Fits him well tbh '3 y/o girl lixie'
Lixie, you're so cute
Felix
Thank you nice eonnie!
Chan
And what about me..?
Yenne
Uhh how old are you girl/son?
Changbin
He's foive
I'm 17 and we're both hyunjin and han's children
Yenne
Ohh
Channie how old are you?
Chan
Foive
Yenne
Awww, aren't you the cutest foive year old everrr
Chan
Thank chu
Felix
I'm younger but I spweak better
Heh
Chan
Don't talk down to me!
Felix
Go cwy about it
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Wrong Number Mate (stray kids fanfic)
FanfictionWhen you accidentally add your future best friend to your group chat. Yenne is a girl struggling with uni, she's stressed, burned out, and on the verge of giving up on life. Although, everything changes one regular Thursday. This is a Stray kids x O...
