Okayy....so you guys need bleach after this....
So one day (lol its been only 4 days since this happened) I was just chilling sitting in the school bus suddenly a child came to me and was like:
Child: How are kids born
Me - ....
Child: are you okay?
Me - yeah! Yeah actually you know what idk the answer (notices my school bestfriend) you see that guy there? Go ask him he knows better
Child: okay ( happy)
Me - *secretly laughs*
Child: How are kids born?
Bestfriend - what kind of question is that?!
Ask someone else
Child: I asked that girl but she told me to ask to you
Me: *smirks looking at him and also laughing*
Bestfriend: I'll get you later brat...
Child: so how are kids born?
Bestfriend: *sighs* well you see god puts a baby inside mother's stomach..*instant regret*
Child: and how does god do that?
Bestfriend: by help of dads...
Child: which help?
Bestfriend: a injection which dad inject on moms*trying hard not to laugh*
Child: which type of injection?
Bestfriend: the one which only mens have...*regret*
Me: *glares at him* fook you beach that was not an holy explaination tbh
Bestfriend: then do you expect me to tell him the whole process?!
Me: nah Im killing you now get ready *hold my bottle* thiss is my weapon today
Bestfriend: like Im scared *mocks holding his bottle*
After that you don't wanna know....
but after that I asked that kid why would he ask that and he was like 💀
Child: yesterday my mom and dad locked the door saying they are gonna make a baby sister for me and told me to watch cartoons...by that time....and that time I heard my mom shouting
Me: ..... (Okay Im done)
Me: good! Keep watching cartoons forget what they said *smiles*
Child: thank you! *runs happily*
Me: *sighs*
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