saucy Christmas

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(based off  of this)


it was the month of the ethereal moon. christmas was right around the corner. and the summer blade was spending it...doing paperwork.


"god dammit...i should be spending time with byleth and shez. but rhea decided to hit me with a bunch of paperwork...unbelievable...fucking rhea can't take a joke. immature mommy issues bitch." natsu said. his voice full of rage. then sighed and got back to his paperwork.


"natsu!" shez yelled. natsu looked from his paperwork and saw shez and byleth in christmas themed bikinis. glowsticks in each hand. the two then did a glowstick dance


"happy new year!" byleth and shez yelled. the two left the room and closed the door.


"banoi!?" natsu yelled. his nose bleeding all the way down his face and going to the floor.


"professor what the hell was that noise you made?" elsword asked.


"that would be the noise i make when i'm both confused and aroused at the same time apparently." natsu said as he wiped the blood from his face. and went back to work. now with a motivation to his step.


(MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!)

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