Woke up and decided to commit 1st degree hooliganism
Lenin: Hey guys!
Kim Il Sung: Hey Vlad!
Lenin: Have you seen Soso (stalin)
Kim Il Sung: Oh no...
Mao Zedong: He's been working and going without food for 19 days already
Stalin: ALL OF YOU ARE 251,661 CALORIES COMBINED. IF YOU WEAR THE NYAN CAT FIT, YOURE SPARED!
Lenin: Wot?
Kim Il Sung: Anything to live