HP OC Chat Shenanigans

Seventeen

4 Snakes, An Eagle and A Lion

Alix added Simon to the chat
Alix changed the chat's name

Samuel
Alix Avery Cameron Drew-Carson

Alix
Hi!!!

Carter
I don't know why you're surprised Dad...

Rick
So the baby snake finally added their boyfriend

Alix
I will bite you bitch!!

Simon
FFS...

Alix
Simon!!!

Simon
I'm surprised it took you this long to add me

Rick
It took Carter about a year before he finally added me to this chat...

Simon
From the look of it, your mum is the only sane one here

Samuel
Alice is not sane..

Alice
Absolutely fucking not

Simon
Excuse me?!

Alix
Just don't type anything in Spanish

Samuel
Why?

Alix
I DON'T WANNA BE STUCK AS TRANSLATOR CAUSE MY BOYFRIEND IS TYPING SPANISH!!!

Alice
You need some sleep Alix

Alix
I don't need no sleep

Simon
Yes you do otherwise you're in a bitchy mood all day

Alix
I'll bite you too Simon

Carter
I'll come make you go to sleep Alix

Alix
No you fucking won't

Rick
I'm off to whack my head on my wall...

Samuel
Don't actually do that

Rick
WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN MY SISTER SAYS SHE WANTS TO COMMIT MURDER!!

Alice
Who? Where? When?

Samuel
No!

Rick
My neighbours keep bitching about my eyes...

Alice
What's wrong with your eyes??

Carter
His heterochromia and also his diamond tattoo...

Samuel
You know what... Alice, we're helping Daisy commit murder

Simon
Is anyone in this family sane?!?!

Alix
Nope!!!

Carter
You just learn to deal with the insanity that is this fucking family...

Rick
My grandparents suck...

Alice
Why??

Carter
They keep calling him by his full first name even though he's told them multiple times that he doesn't like it...

Rick
And I have to deal with them for 2 weeks which is also why I wanna bash my head against the wall

Alice
I can make you a comfort jumper if you want one

Alix
Yeah!! Mum's made a lot of my jumpers!!

Alice
I've made practically all of your jumpers

Carter
Sometimes I forget mum actually makes custom clothes for literally anyone...

Simon
I kinda want one made...

Alice
Just give me your size, what colour you want and what you want on it

Simon
Really??

Alice
Of course. That goes for you as well Rick. Also ask Daisy if she wants anything made and tell me

Samuel
She does this cause she wants to not just because it's her job

Alice
I enjoy doing it, that's why I'm happy to make stuff whenever Alix asks me to!!

Samuel
I actually like watching her make them as she looks like she's having fun

Rick
I sent you a list of some stuff Daisy wants making if it's not too much...

Alice
It's never too much for me

Alix
Mum's made me like 5 jumpers before..

Alix
Also I'm doing this

Alix has changed 6 names

Papa Snek🐍
Why?

Mama Snek🐍
I don't know why you're surprised..

Big Bro Snek🐍
It's Alix so you shouldn't be surprised..

Stray Eagle🦅
The actual fuck Alix?!

Stray Lion🦁
Seriously?!

Baby Snek🐍
Yep!!

Papa Snek🐍
Why are you like this?!

Baby Snek🐍
You're only just asking this question after like 13 years?!?!

Stray Lion🦁
You've been like this since you were 2?!?!

Big Bro Snek🐍
Yeah they pretty much have...

Stray Eagle🦅
At least this chat is somewhat normal...

Mama Snek🐍
And that meaning what??

Stray Eagle🦅
The Delgado family chat is chaotic as hell..

Stray Lion🦁
And how do you know that?!?

Stray Eagle🦅
Because Daisy is in it and she tells me practically everything that happens in that chat..

Baby Snek🐍
We need more LGBTQ flag emojis...

Big Bro Snek🐍
How come??

Baby Snek🐍
There's literally only a rainbow flag and a trans flag but none of the others...

Stray Eagle🦅
They make a pretty good point there...

Mama Snek🐍
It's getting pretty late you should all get some sleep

Baby Snek🐍
But I'm not tired...

Papa Snek🐍
Alix!!

Baby Snek🐍
Fine!!!...

Alix is offline

Papa Snek🐍
And that also goes for the three of you!!

Big Bro Snek🐍
Ugh fine...

Stray Eagle🦅
Yes sir!!

Carter is offline
Rick is offline

Stray Lion🦁
I'll go to bed but that doesn't mean I'm off to sleep

Mama Snek🐍
Simon.. Go to sleep!!

Stray Lion🦁
...

Stray Lion🦁
Yes ma'am

Simon is offline

Papa Snek🐍
I guess we should head to bed as well

Mama Snek🐍
Yes you do have work early tomorrow and you're a bit like Alix with the bitchy attitude when you've had a lack of sleep

Papa Snek🐍
You've got a good point there...

Samuel is offline
Alice is offline