bust through door Alright alright… you probably are wondering where I am well… currently hiding and crashing at Slayer’s place… I thank him for hiding me from Shenhe… onto a more serious note.
I really want to feel like to murder someone (I had murdered someone before and it was in self defense… but I loved the thrill and seeing his life drain from his eyes)… Now, now hear me out… I have sociopath tendencies and they are bad like I'n talking about… Forcing someone to read fanfiction wattpad bad
Moving on from that, I have actual friends now… not the ones I made off wattpad being the homies, Ice, Slayer, Seum and Omega, I made actual friends in college… that has been beating my ass with this SBA project.
I also still do not have a girlfriend… I remain maidenless for the rest of time! slowly goes insane while throwing blood on the wall That blood isn't mine instead it's the blood of a person I killed being a wattpad Y/N!
I absolutely am livid and hate this fucking SITE! Every day I wake up hoping for a small change in this god forsaken place to change but the only thing I got was Smiles PAIN AND AGONY!
gets a call Yeah… I'm perfectly sane… What do you mean the new cod game has a 2 hour campaign? EXCUSE ME WHAT!? THEY FUCKING DID WHAT TO STANLEE?!
alright alright… alright… ALRIGHT! *Slams phone into floor* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
THIS WEBSITE MADE AN ABUSED AND NEGLECTED STANLEE! WHAT THE FUUUUUU- *screaming breaks the sound barrier*
*does a flip but instead hurts back* CK! I might as well be fucking emo by the amount if times I want to fucking KILL MYSELF… tonight will be the nigh- FUCKING END ME
This isn't a rant no no no! THIS IS ME LOSING MY DAMN MIND!
Fucking hell… I HAD TO DRINK SO MUCH IRL TO KEEP MYSELF SANE… DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH VODKA I CHUGGED!? ALL OF THEM 5 WHOLE FUCKING BOTTLES!
Drinks more I don't know how long I have been in this place! Days? Weeks? Months? Years!? I DON'T FUCKING KNOE JOE MAN SWANSME AKFBAKN FUCKING STROKE AHHHHHHHHHH
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Everything is so sunshine, lollipops and… rainbows and everything… WHERE'S MY FUCKING PS5!? IT WAS SUPPOSED TO ARRIVE ONE WHOLE MONTH AGO! FUUUUUUU sees a rat
They locked me in a room… a rubber room… a rubber room filled with rats…. And rats make me crazy… They… locked me in a room… a rubber room… a rubber room filled with wattpad… authors…. And wattpad authors make me crazy
Cha cha chia! I have completely lost it… tries to call ice via broken phone only to end up cutting my hand Tonight will be the night… I fucking hang myself! OVER AGAIN!
A dark man crawls out of a shadow, wobbly and disorienting, and looks confused at where he is.
“Where the fuck am i?” He said without a mouth.
Oh you know… My mental asylum at this point… I think I have to many emo items on my desk along with the rope on the ceiling
The dark man scratched his chin before shrugging, “ah, that makes sense. Can't remember what happened in the past few months.”
You tortured a man… wish you would've invited me but ya know… got that Rayman treatment from the new netflix show
“Heh, I can just smell it off ya. Not like how Rayman smelled coke off that cow girl but you get what I mean.”
