~katnip has updated her status~
GUYS THIS POST AND COMMENTS WILL HAVE EXACTLY 666 WORDS!
~comments~
Peeta: How do you know?
Katnip: Cause I think that if we aim for our goal then satan will appear in the next chapter!
Finnick: is that why you were drawing pentagrams all over the walls?
Katnip: yeah
Prim: you wish to summon the dark lord?
Johanna: prim? What are you talking about?
Prim: She who wishes must make a sacrifice to the dark lord to alert him to present himself!
Peeta: Human?
Prim: Yes.
Peeta: HURRY DRAW THE PENTAGRAMS ILL GRAB THE ROPE FINNICK HELP ME TIE DOWN GALE!!!
Gale: WHAT?!
~Gale has logged off~
Peeta: WE GOT HIM!
Prim: NOW YOU MUST ALL BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD! KILL HIM-
~ Prim has lost connection~
Katnip: WHAT DO WE DO?!
Peeta: Did we tell Prim that Gale was gay?
~Gale logged on~
Gale: IM NOT GAY PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME!
Katnip: Gale. Let me explain why nobody is helping you. Panem has been in chaos for many years during the hunger games and (panemians) have found themselves bored. The only way they amuse themselves, since the hunger games have made all of them bloodthirsty monsters, by summoning demons. You see. Gale you never had that killer instinct. You set traps for small animals but you never truly killed someone in the hunger games. For fun. You see. Some people think the hunger games are just that. Games. They kill they stab they bleed they die and that's it. Gale the reason we call you gay is that you are.
Peeta: BURN!
Gale: I'm not gay.
Katnip: Keep repeating that maybe it'll come true.
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Katnip: Maybe one more time then it might work.
Gale: I am not gay.
Katnip: One more.
Gale: I'm not gay!
