It's a funny thing about parents. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that they are wonderful.
Some parents go further. They become so blinded by adoration they manage to convince themselves their child has qualities of genius.
Well, there is nothing very wrong with all this. It's the way of the world. It is only when the parents begin telling us about the brilliance of their own revolting offspring, that we start shouting, "Bring us a basin! We're going to be sick!"
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Roald Dhal Matilda
FantasyMatilda is a brilliant child with a magical mind. But her parents have decided she is a waste of space. And her head mistress Miss Trunchbull is a terrible bully, who thinks children are rotten and awful and should be locked up. It's time for Matild...