Webby: Okay. How we looking?
Dewey: Sexy, but not like we're trying too hard.
Webby: You've been spending too much time with Louie.
Dewey: Maybe. He has that effect on people.
Dewey: Thanks, what would I do without you?
Louie: Die.
Dewey: Probably...
Louie: People are like slinkies. Not good for much but make you smile when you push then down the stairs.
Della: You're still in trouble for pushing Dewey down the stairs.
Dewey: Love you too, Lou. *Limps away*
Webby: A Z is just a sideways N.
Gosalyn: Can you shut up!
Webby: Zo
Scrooge: Okay, I'm gonna pretend to be burglar, and you're going to show me what you're gonna do.
Scrooge: Give me all your money if you want to live!
Dewey: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Louie: Bold of you to assume I want to live.
Huey: You are either on my side, by my side, or in my fucking way.
Dewey: Wha-
Huey: Choose wisely.
Huey: *Loses Dewey in the crowd*
Huey: *Starts panicking*
Louie: *Loses Dewey in a crowd*
Louie: Fucking finally.
BOYD, being controlled by Doofus: I will destroy your happiness.
Louie: My happiness?
Louie: *turns to Goldie* I'm happy?
Huey, humming to himself: Tale as old as time,
Louie: Memes as old as vine.
Huey, ignoring him: Beauty and the-
Dewey: YEET
Donald: Let me see what you have!
Dewey: A knife!
Donald: No!
Why Dewey and Louie only have like 3 episodes as the main duo.
Dewey: Hey guys!
Mrs. Beakley: Oh no.
Huey: Who the fuck left them unsupervised!
Scrooge: How haven't they died yet?
Dewey and Louie, in the chandler, off key: I'M GONNA SWIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGG~ FROM THE CHANDLERRRRRRR~
Random dude: You're a psychopath!
Louie: He prefers the term "chosen one"
Dewey: *Proud brother noises*
Dewey: STOP CORRECTING ME!
Huey: STOP BEING WRONG!
Huey: Life hack: Save some time by crying about multiple things at once.
Boyd: Huey, are you okay?
Violet: Can you recommend any book that made you cry?
Louie: General mathematics 6th edition.
Violet: I just want someone to date me...
Louie: If I was straight, I would date you.
Huey: Same here.... wait, I am straight...
Dewey: I feel like slapping the stupidest person ever.
Huey: Dewey self-abuse is not okay.
Huey: Why aren't the dishes in alphabetical order!?
Louie: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN????
Violet: Where are you going?
Louie and Lena, leaving after Webby got hurt: .......
Louie: To either get ice cream or commit a felony, we'll decide in the car!
Webby: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
Dewey: If you're sad and you know it stomp your feet!
Louie: *Claps and stomps feet at the same time*
Lena: Mood.
Huey: Do... Do you guys need help?
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Ducktales oneshots, headcanons, and incorrect quotes cuz why not!
FanfictionIdk what to write so here have this All the characters belong to Disney don't come at me
