Tesco.
Paní - ,,Let's go on selfservice!"
Pán - ,,But we have a lot of heavy things...will this work?"
Paní - ,,We'll see..."
Přijdou na pokladnu a začnou markovat. Nemůžou najít zázvor.
Paní - ,,Let's ask that employee over there."
Pán - ,,But how?! No one in this country had understood me a single word today! The postman, the officer and even the lady in the train. No one can speak english here!"
Já - *objeví se za nimi*
Já - ,,Well, I do. Do you need help?"
Pán - ,,Oh my god! First person today!"
Paní - ,,Yes please. We can't find the ginger."
Já - ,,It's in vegetables category...here."
Paní a pán nastejno - ,,Thank you very much!"
Pán - ,,Today I seriously considered getting some fast couse of czech language or something."
Já - ,,Czech language is very difficult to learn."
Pán - ,,Yes i heard, but there's no other choice."
Já - ,,Or you can hire translator."
Pán - ,,Oh my god! That's a briliant idea!"
Paní - ,,Yes! Why haven't we thought of this?"
Pán - ,,Cause we are dumb."
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Hlášky dětí
RandomV této knize najdete několik vtipných či nesmyslných hlášek, většinou dětí, ale i rodičů, které jsem slyšela ve svém okolí. Vyskytuje se zde i spoustu hlášek z prostředí supermarketu, jako třeba tato: Chlapeček (cca 3 roky) - ,,Mamííí!! Kolik štojí...
