Deadpool X Boku No Hero Academia

The Beginning

()-Yellow Box

{}-White Box

Oh and I took the idea from some fanfic I liked, BUT it's different!

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(-A lazy Sunday morning, cool and quiet, except for the annoying birds chirping their little hearts out.)

{YELLOW BOX, SHUT THE F*** UP, WE NEED TO FOCUS}

(. you mean)

{For God's sake, I can't believe I am you}

"YOHOO!" I hollered, taking a leap from the top of the bridge to the road below. I landed on a big, unsuspecting dude, and out came my trusty twin katanas. Stab, stab, twist—I was having a blast until he decided to play toss-the-Deadpool.

(Wow, rude)

I dusted myself off with my katanas, giving Mr. Muscles a once-over. "Wow, and I thought I was ugly he-

(I don't think it's a "he")

{Maybe an "it"?}

"Guys, shaddap for a sec," I whispered to the voices. "Hey, mister man-monster, maybe zombie bird thingy!" I yelled at the dark blue monster with its brain out for everyone to see. Gross. Then it looked at me with its soulless eyes. Kinda reminded me of cows...

{Yeah, ya got a point}

(DON'T PANIC, DON'T PANIC!)

{Hey Yellow Box, don't be scared; it's not a cow. It's just a killer muscular monster—THAT APPARENTLY CAN REGROW ITS EYE}

"Guys! Do not panic; we too have a healing factor. And what, he can regrow his eye? We can regrow anything!"

(yeah)

"ATTACKKKKKKK!"

As I sprinted towards the big ugly bird-zombie-man-cow-monster-thingy, I took out my awesome gun in one hand and my katana in the other. I jumped, did a cool backflip, and then -

"HE F***ING SLAPPED ME"

{WHAT THE F***}

(WHAT ARE WE? MOSQUITOES?!)

{Apparently to him, we are.}

"Oh, no one slaps ol' DP and gets away with it," I muttered in anger as I climbed back up to the road bridge. He... he was gone!

(Sh**ttttttt)

The only things left were the battle scars and his eye. Luckily, he left my katana behind and I did not wanna go buy a new katana because, believe it or not, those Asian dudes selling weaponry are sassy.

I walked up to my katanas, put them back in their place on my back, then strolled over to the eye in the puddle of blood. I picked it up and looked straight into his eyes.

(gross)

{Yeah, it's kinda gross. Stop touching it}

(PLEASE)

"Nah, I'm keeping it."

(NOOO)

I opened the light brown pouch on my left and carefully tucked the eye inside.

"Maybe our client will take it as evidence and pay us, like maybe half the money."

{Probably not. You heard his deep, sexy voice; he's serious.}

(I think he used a voice changer?)

{Don't ruin my dreams}

"Hey you!"

I glanced back to see who the mysterious guy was, and it was...

(OMG! OMG! OMG!)

{A TIRED GUY WITH LONG, LUSCIOUS BLACK HAIR!}

(WhAt No?!?!?)

(It's...)

"ALL MIGHT?!"

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Hey! I really hope you liked the first chapter I know it's short because I am really new to this kind of thing so if you have notes, things you want to see, and if I made a mistake please write in the comments! :D