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cello teacher ⁉️

okayyyy soooo

basically

let's call my teacher .... james! Okay?

so i was randomly like: "so james, who's your favorite musician / artist?"

and he's like: "hm idk. I like the weekend a bit. but he's gone a bit crazy. It's sad cause he makes good music. He's becoming Kanye, I used to like Kanye but then he became.. a Kanye" then he kept insulting kanye (i LOVED IT)

so then i was like: "cool! i like 1d a LOT"

and he's like: "oh yeah! I know them, they're pretty cool. Isnt that where harry styles started?"
so i said yes

then he said: "I recently was listening to this song with super deep lyrics.. i think the name was story of my life"

like YEAAAAAAAA
SO THEN WE TALKED ABT SOML AND ALL

THEN WE JUST TALKED ABOUT 1D

AND HE WAS LIKE: "yk, i actually have nothing against harry. He's pretty fun, seems nice, looks good and makes good music."

Then he started talking abt watermelon sugar

so i was like (AS A JOKE)

"i'm not gonna tell you the meaning behind that but it's not about watermelons haha"

AND HES LIKE: "oh i know the meaning already. But i'm slightly concerned why you know it too.."

AND THEN HE LIKE SIDE EYED ME

AND I WAS LIKE: "let's change the topic!"

and he was like: "okay.."

THEN WE KEPT TALKING ABT 1D

AND HE STARTED LIKE SINGING SOML BUT UNDER HIS BREATH

AND HE WAS SO GOOD? HE SOUNDED LIKE ZAYN ACAPELLA

AND I WAS LIKE: "you should be the sixth member of 1d"

CAUSE HE'D FIT IN

HES NICE AND SILLY GOOFY

AND WHENEVER I MESS UP IN CLASS HE LIKE DOESNT CARE HE JUST EXPLAINS IT TO ME

REMINDS ME OF HARRY AND NIALL MIXED NGL WITH A BIT OF LOUIS

AND THEN HES LIKE: "didn't they break up?"

SO I GOT MAD

AND I WAS LIKE: "it's a HIATUS!"

and he's like: "oh okay, so they could come back at any time?"

and i was like: "yes"

and he's like: "i feel like the other four would want the band to get back together so they don't go broke"

SO I GOT MAD. REAL MAD.

AND I  LECTURED HIM. ABOUT THEM.
AND
EVERY
SUCCESS
THEY
HAVE
HAD.

THEN WE STARTED TALKING ABT SIMON

HE HATES SIMON TOO!!!!

THEN WE STARTED TALKING ABT ZAYN'S SONG, PILLOWTALK

AND HE KNEW THE SONG

WHICH MADE ME WANNA KMS CAUSE HE KNOWS I LISTEN TO SEX SONGS

ANYGAYS

THEN I TOLD HIM THAT IF HE LISTENS TO NO CONTROL, HE SHOULDNT LISTEN TO THE LYRICS!!

SO HE AGREED LMFAO

AND THEN I TOLD HIM TO LISTEN TO THROUGH THE DARK

BC ITS SUCHHHHH AN UNDERRATED SONG

AND THATS IT

SO YEAH I THINK IM TURNING HIM INTO A DIRECTIONER EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH