no such thing as dying - Zombie Apocalypse (Jake Webber x Johnnie Guilbert)

i've never done this before...

"DUDE"

"DUDE?" Johnnie is a little concerned about the level of excitement in his friend's voice but he's going with it, what's the worst that could happen?

"Remember how I told you that I got a tattoo gun from Amazon a few years back..?" That answers Johnnie's question, that is probably the worst that could happen.

"Are you trying to give me an infection?!"

"..No"

"An STD?"

"Johnnie.. I don't think that's how that works.."

"A cyst?"

"Okay, now you're just being rude."

Jake looks at him with those annoying puppy dog eyes - bored out of his mind - and Johnnie breaks, "...What do you want to tattoo..?"

Jake beams at him and rubs his hands together like a common housefly. It's quite comedic imagery.

"It's a surprise!" Johnnie very outwardly groans at this statement,

"Are you going to draw a dick on me?" If Jake was drinking anything, it would have been spit out in that very moment as he sputters before replying,

"No. But that's a pretty good idea, next time!" The shorter man tries to hide a smile at that,

"There won't be a next time."

"You don't know that dude, I might be the last tattoo-er on Earth."

"I seriously doubt that," Johnnie huffs, "plus, you aren't a 'tattoo-er'"

Jake ignores the very valid point and continues his own train of thought,

"I could be the last man on Earth.!"

"Then I'd be dead, are you trying to tattoo my corpse?!"

"..wouldn't you want some sick ink before I put you in the ground?"

"I would actually haunt you." Johnnie chokes out between laughs, the mental image of Jake tattooing a penis on his corpse is kind of amusing .

"Hey, maybe I'm into that." Jake replies through laughter and Johnnie gives him a look before hiding his face to conceal how much he's grinning,

"Nevermind, nevermind! I am NOT feeding into your voyeur kink."

"We'll see about that."

"The fuck?!" Johnnie falls against the taller man's shoulder in a small laughter fit then pushes him jokingly.

"I mean- like, while you're alive. Like, I'm not planning on having you die-" The taller man stutters with a goofy grin.

"Jake. That doesn't make it any better, you're just digging a bigger hole for yourself"

"Yeah- so, tattoo?"

"Fuck it, I guess you only live once." Johnnie shrugs, he has plenty of tattoos already, what's another one at the end of the world?

"Fuck yeah!!"

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Johnnie decides that he doesn't really want to give Jake free reign of his body for this specific scenario so he has the taller man pick a body part from a piece of paper out of a jar.

He gets 'stomach' and groans about the placement very outwardly,

"Fuckk, this is gonna hurt like a bitch."

"Vulgar language." Jake pauses while grinning from ear to ear (definitely having gotten the placement that he wanted) and Johnnie questions his own judgement.