I decided to pitch my version of a mod where two morons rap-battle against a generic demon and his ragtag group of crimson crackheads
The reason why I'm doing this? 1) Why not? 2) People across the internet had already done this and I wanted to pitc...
It first begins where The Boyfriend was practicing for an upcoming rap-battle by himself...until Girlfriend appears behind him to jumpscare him, the gal snickered until he showed Boyfriend a gift bag she got for him. Excited he immediately opened it...to be disappointed that it's only a red ring instead
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Boyfriend then asked (He talks in his "Beep-Boop" language) is this a joke? Girlfriend only glared at him in response until the boy threw the ring next to the speakers...the portal opened up. The couple looked into it and jumped into it without a second thought as the red portal closed up. The next scene cuts to the sight of a forest-like area where Boyfriend was heard screaming until he slammed down on a bush. Then he comes out of it and shakes his head until he notices his ears...then realises that he basically became a mobian beagle.
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While he screamed his head in horror. He heard the voice of Girlfriend telling him to shut up. As he followed the voice, Girlfriend was looking at herself and then came out of the bush as a Mobian goat, much to BF's shock
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Boyfriend was busy looking at her with his tail wagging until she giggled, slapped some sense into him then pulled him by the tail. A demonic laughter was heard as the pair then encountered a certain demonic hedgehog (Cue the cutscene below but imagine BF and GF being Mobians+Minus the speakers)
Act-1: Too Slow
After the song was finished. The demonic hedgehog laughed it off and told Boyfriend that not only was he holding back but "I AM GOD" before he charged in to strike him but a barrier was keeping him from doing so. As the couple was walking off. Sonic.EXE grew furious over the "game being over before it begun". He then teleported to the forest where he would find the couple and tried to scare them but being the fearless idiots that they are, they don't seem fazed by him...which causes the demon to attack once again but Girlfriend's own demon powers prevent him from doing-so as Boyfriend blows a raspberry at him, with no other option. Sonic.EXE just forms a cocky grin then prepares to go for "Round 2". Meaning he may as well have some fun before they die
Act 2: Hill of the Void
(During 0:00 to 0:31. Sonic.EXE would look at his microphone before he crushes it into pixels then he laughs before his fur becomes a more darkish colour with purple glow coming from his hands and quills, followed up by a split in between his body before his teeth would grow in place...then he laughs and saids..."This is going to be FUN!" the song begins)
After the song was finished. The demon grew extremely rageful over losing twice until his smugness broke. Sonic.EXE, a god who had control over his own realm was bested by a 19 year old girl and her moronic rapper boyfriend until the two decided to walk away, leaving the demon to wallow in his failure (With Girlfriend flipping him off too)...until this happens..(Just pretend that BF and GF already left)
It cuts to the Chemical Plant Zone where Boyfriend and Girlfriend were just walking through with the latter lampshading that it could've been annoying if the hedgehog just stalks them everywhere but questions if he could be a fanboy of sonic or not, the two share a laugh before a red thunderbolt appeared...and Sonic.EXE was out, His spikes became more purple alongside his chest having a purple "X" on it and his hands more bloodied as he then looked at the duo once more..."for one last round". Whenever self restraint the demon had was down the drain
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Act 3: You Can't Run
(From 0:29 to 1:12. Imagine BF, GF and Xenophanes were still at Chemical Plant Zone and From 2:38 and onward. After the Ice Cap and Green Hill Pixel Zones, Xenophanes glitches out and causes a crack in reality and the rest would take place like in the video)
After the final song of the week. Xenophanes goes into a tantrum/rant of how can two "pathetic, stupid and insignificant mortals" could defeat a god like him. The couple just shrug at each other until the demon decided to conjure up a glitch portal. "I WIN!! I WILL ALWAYS WIN!! I AM A GOD!!! NOT BESTED BY MERE MORTALS!!" Xenophanes roared as Girlfriend, not fazed at all by him smugly replies that her boyfriend could go over a 100 rap battles with him....only for the latter to pussy out and leave through a portal. A shocked Girlfriend looked on in dismay
Girlfriend:D-did Boyfriend just seriously leave me to die!?
Xenophanes:I know right...*Turns to GF with murderous intent* What a dick!
