Thump...thump.
Thump...thump.
What is that?
Thump...thump.
*I feel the ground shake beneath me and I look around wondering what could be making this big of a stir*
*Just as I think this I look up and am met with the eyes of another*
Oh my. What is that thing?
*I'm being grabbed up as I wonder what is above me*
*I'm currently over the shoulder of the creature*
What big feet you have. One could call you Big Foot *wink*
You know what they say about people with big feet...who is this anyway?
Who are you?
Grunt
Hey I asked you a question
Grunts again
Ugh your no fun
*Just as the words leave my mouth I'm being sat down on the ground*
I look up to see the same large brown eyes staring at me
I'm Sal Vulcano... like from Impractical Jokers
What????????? There is no way you look like that then. Hollywood has done you dirty.
I'm not Sal Vulcano I'm actually *he pulls off his mask*
Oh no dear gosh no not you
*He pulls off his mask to reveal* I'm Simon Cowell British manager and X-factor Host. This was a test.
What? What kind of test, I haven't done anything that could be tested.
You will soon know it all *he picks me back up carrying me to the X-factor warehouse. When there I see Kelly Clarkson, Hedi Klum, and Howie. Oh my gosh, you guys HI!
Hi *British* Hi *American*
What am I doing here?
We wanted to test how you would handle a scary situation like being caught by a Sasquatch to see if you would be a good match for...*they trail off*
For what?
For him *Lewis Capaldi walks in* Me my love *he starts singing Someone You Loved*
Oh.....
What do you not like me? *smiles in British*
Oh it's not that I just would rather you be someone else
Like who?
Micheal B Jordan
*Lewis Capaldi looks down and looks back up at me as now Micheal B Jordan
Oh my goodness
*I run into his arms and we get on a pony and ride off into the sunset cosplaying as sasquatches around the world.
