Zoë's Life Advice™️

✨Being Gay✨

Dedicating this to you Ace-

TW: SWEARING

a/n: this is in first person, it's not me talking/my opinions it's the menaces- (love her to death though- 😭😭 )

THOUGHTS ON BEING GAY?

Zoë: Gay? I don't even know why the fuck I'm here, but yeah I love being gay.

Zoë: For woman, well, you have ass, and for men...

Zoë: 

Zoë: I actually don't know what the perk of being gay is for men. 

Zoë: I guess for men it would be di-

Zoë: What, I'm allowed to say fuck but not di-

Zoë: *sighs*

Zoë: Be Gay Do Crime ✌️

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