(Seven deadly rings...)
I am a sinner...
Who do we see?
Hellhounds and cannibals astray
I guess I got too close
To someone like Mayday
Owl in your cage,
When will an imp just look your way?
A few pills per dose
Stolas, tell me I'll be okay
The imp sheds blood and gore
The slaying's not done alone
Did he just call me a whore?
There's love in the Lust Ring
In his club, you're gonna hear the lord sing
I got my ass damned to Hell for my sins
There's a hellhound party in the third ring
Their queen bee, yeah!
Blitzo has a feeling
As he runs I.M.P.
In the large ring of Pride
That his sister would go
To the living world in disguise
(Bro...)
Think I've seen you before
Red eyes turned you into stone
Soon, he'll be married no more
Tied up in the Wrath Ring,
Stolas is the victim of a stabbing
See how Striker's trouble by his sly grin?
Loona's got her vaccine in the Sloth Ring
She's angry, yeah...
(Fifty shades of red sell in the first ring...
The Pride Ring...)
Mariachi Wrath Ring band,
This overpriced cup is in my hand
From Loo Loo Land
Stolas, I'm rooting for you
A divorce is overdue, full moon...
And true love too
Millerd is so adored
Browse Sinstagram on your phone
In Camp Ivannakummore
The boss of the Greed Ring
Turns out to be selfish and demeaning
But Fizz has his boyfriend right beside him
There's another bossman in the green ring
Don't cross him, yeah...
Hell...
Yeah...
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Laura's Song Parodies: Volume 33
PoetryThe 33rd volume of Laura's Song Parodies presents: . A parody of Mood Ring by Britney Spears based on Helluva Boss with a small reference to Hazbin Hotel. . A NSFW parody of Made For Me by Muni Long based on the relationship between Stolas and Blitz...
