𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐮𝐞

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YOOOO
Nolan can I have my fucking headphones back

liyah
i think u got the wrong number bud

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Dude if u lost them just tell me

liyah
i dont have your headphones

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WHY WOULD YOU LOSE THOSE??
THEY COST 300 FUCKIBG DOLLWRS YOU FUCKING SHITASS

liyah
fuckibg dollwrs
its a great day to NOT be nolan

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Nolan stop fucking with me ik its u

liyah
who in the rickety shit is nolan
cuz its not me pal 🙂 u have the wrong number

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Oh my god I texted an 80 year old didn't I..

liyah
so close 😊!!

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79?

liyah
nineteen.

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Who?

liyah
me you fucking toiletry

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Cares 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Wait..
Toiletry 🤨

liyah
wow it can read !!

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You just called me an it
Are you going to make me put lotion on in your basement?

liyah
excuse me what 😊😊??

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When you find my IP address and track me down
It places the lotion in the basket...

liyah
buffalo bill is so lana del rey vinyl 🦄🎀🎗🩰💄💋

??
So you're basically defending him 😨😨
I knew you were gonna abduct me

liyah
how would i even accomplish that

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Stop trying to manipulate me ☹😔

liyah
MANIPULATE??

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If ur gonna kidnap me just say that

liyah
i just said im 19 like two minutes ago..
how would i even kidnap u.. i only have ur number??

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That's enough to find me old man

liyah
OLD MAN??

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Yes pops. 79 is considered old. Did your carer not inform you?

liyah
ahahahah im laughing so hard 😐😐😐😐😐😐

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