Trailer Park
Dipper
Dipper - "Eddie? Eddie? Eddie Munson?!"
(Door Opens)
Eddie - (Tiredly) "What? Dude, do you have any idea what time it is?"
Dipper - "I'm sorry. Are you Eddie Munson?"
Eddie - "Yes I am. What do want?"
Dipper - "A mean birdie told me that you have a car for sell."
Eddie - "Oh, yeah right. I do."
Dipper - "Okay, good. Where is it?"
Eddie - "She's right here."
Dipper - "A van? Are you kidding me?"
Eddie - "What the fuck would you think I would have, man? A camaro or a mustang? I'm not rich, dude."
Dipper - (Sigh) "Fine. I'll take it. How much?"
Eddie - "Look, out of the kindness of my heart, I'll give her to you for free."
Dipper - "Thank you."
Eddie - "You're welcome."
