Performer: Jayfeather(and his stick)-gray tabby Tom with blind blue eyes.
What they will perform: ???
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Breezepelt: HEY JAYFEATHER
Jayfeather: What do you want you piece of fox-dung?
Breezepelt: I took a video of you kissing your stick in da bathroom XD
Jayfeather: O_O I DIDNT!!!!!!
Breezepelt: I caught you in 4K and I will post it to YouTube. I will also send it to Half moon!
Jayfeather: NOOOOOOOOOOOO I WILL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT JUST PLS DONT SEND IT
Breezepelt: Go perform at Warrior Cats got Talent or ELSE
Jayfeather: fine *mousebrained piece of crowfood*
Breezepelt: WHAT WAS THAT I AM CLICKING IT
Jayfeather: nOOOOOOOOOO SORRY
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Rubyshine: this is taking FOREVA
Breezepelt: LETS ALL WELCOME THIS NOOBY NOOB, JAYFEATHERRRRRR
Jayfeather: Who are you calling a noob you literally put milk before cereal...
Firestar: Uhhh Breezepelt you can't say that your not a judge...
Breezepelt: *yeets Ivypool* Now I will replace Ivypool as a judge
Rubyshine: THE WHOLE CROWD AND FANDOM HATES YOU SO NO
Breezepelt: DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO MARY-SUE!
The whole crowd: *gasp*
Firestar: :0
Spirry: O.O
Jayfeather: >:0
Ivypool, stuck in the ceiling: Wut
Rubyshine: You want to die?
Breezepelt: Yes!
Rubyshine: Then I will not kill you
Rubyshine: OH NO MORE DRAMA JAYFEATHER START ALREADY!!!!
Jayfeather: UHHHH- ♫ I love my sticky it makes me happy! you make be mad and I make you sad. Breezepelt sucks like you and Sticky I luv youuuu!! Sticky you are my mate and... Breezepelt looks like that crow I ate? I LUV YOU STICKKKKKKKKK♫ *kisses his stick*
Whole crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOH
Half Moon: I CANT BELIEVE THIS!
Jayfeather: HALF MOON WAIT!
Breezepelt: It's ok Jayfeather *looks at Heathertail and Harestar kissing*
Breezepelt: JK YOUR SONG WAS BAD
Rubyshine: This is taking so long. what was your opinions on the song?
Ivypool still on the ceiling: Ugh that was terrible!
Spirry: I finally have a soundtrack for my nightmares
Firestar: Don't talk to my grandson like that! And not with Sonic Boom jokes!
Ivypool: *falls down the ceiling landing on Breezepelt*
Breezepelt: MUMMY HELP ME I AM DYING!!!1!!!1!!
Nightvloud: no, your not. KESTRELFLIGHT!
Kestrelflight: JAYFEATHER THAT WAS AMAZING!
Jayfeather: Yeah whatever
Kestrelflight: Breezepelt is injured but I will fix him. He will be ready in 2 days.
Rubyshine: Wait that means... NO DRAMA YESSSS! Anyway, that's the end! This was the last performance for Round 1. Vote in the next chapter!
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Warrior Cats got Talent!
HumorWarrior Cats and OCs perform to get the Ruby Necklace. Readers will vote for their fave performance.
