𝔸 ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕠, 𝔸 𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕣, & 𝔸 ℙ𝕒𝕔𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕤𝕥 ( X Reader LMK Story.)

𝟚𝕜 𝕊𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝

Dear God. 2K reads and number 1 in the macaque hashtag? I think I'm gonna faint or pass out. You guys actually like my writing that much? It means so much to me. It started off as just something I was gonna do. I didn't think anyone would notice or give it any thought. There's so much better content than my writing. I love that you all care about this so much. It means everything to me. 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 So, to celebrate, here's some character Headcanons!

★PiF and DBK love to just bake together late at night when they can't sleep. Redson usually comes into the kitchen and helps decorate the baked treats. It's their family bonding time.

★Anya's, mentioned in a previous headcanon thing, full title is the Four-eared Twin-Tailed Anastasia. But she goes by Anya as a nickname. She also has a pet golden snake named Boop!

★Wukong is terrified of mice. Not mice demons like Nezumi but real nice. He screamed and jumped into a tree the first time he saw Nezumi summon one of her rats. He didn't come down for three hours.

★Macaque is also terrified of spiders. During Spider Queen's attack he holed up in his room and had his shadow clones deal with everything for him.

★MK has fallen up the stairs before. In front of at least each member of the group, Y/N, Spider Queen, and Redson. No one knows how he is still alive.

★Mei used to bite people as a kid. I don't know why but I feel like she did. She also used to Naruto run to school bc it made her run faster.

★Pigsy has banned all of Y/N's exes from ever ordering, eating, going to, or speaking about his store/noodles.

★Tang used to go to all Y/N's parent teacher conferences when they were younger. He always got them ice cream afterwards.

★Redson has an entire mountain worth of plushies hidden around his room. He'll never admit each one has its own name and sentimentality to him.

★Bai He loves sweets. Anything sweet. The cashier at the Shadowplay theater gives her small snacks when Bai He gets home from school but Macaque is busy working.

★I'm trying to decide whether I want to write a lmK x reader story where the reader is Mei's slightly(like one year or only a few months older) older sister who's an idol in Lantern city. Maybe a Redson x reader? I'm also debating about a parent scenarios book for this series.

★Y/N used to do song and dance performances to act as a distraction for Yin and Jin's pranks.(I like to think of Fizzaroli and Blitzo's look at this song.)

★Nezumi is allergic to paprika as it makes her sneeze like wildfire. Redson found this out the hard way.

★Nezha took the girls to meet Chang'e because Nezumi loves the show Cooking With Chang'e. The moon dirty had them featured on multiple episodes as 'my star helpers'. They loved it!

★Wukong and Macaque send each other memes randomly throughout the day for the lols. It somehow always turns into a roasting match.

★H̪͉̞̮̪̥̣͘e͇̞̻̹̺͠ ̮̙̜̼̀̈́̄̾ͥc̷̴̶̣̱̻̹̭̩̈́̔̀́̾̃ͬ͘͟҉a̧͇̳̣̞̭̲̓̎̕͟͞n̵̯̻̜̜̯̬͉̊̿̈́҉̧'̘̍͆ͬ̄̌̀̚͏t̛͛̆ͥ͘͘͟͢͞ ̋ͮͭ̅̐͏b̴̡̤̲̗͉̥̜́͞e̶̶̷̛̫̟̬̲͆̍̒ͫ͡͠l̵̦̺̓̽̂̄̈̕͜͠͝i͍ē̪ͪ̕͞v̰͕͋͆ͪ͏͞e̡̛̼̱̣͉̎̀͝ ̵̛̛̛̫ͬͨ̊ͦ̔̀̀ǐ̦́͗̽͡ț̹̪ͯ̉̔̃̀̌ͮ͘.̢̝̹̬̙͚͔ͧͤ͢ ̱͓̜͉ͥ̇͞i͍͎̻̝̠̫̯ͣͪ̉ͨͩ͜ţ̤̪̥͖̭̃ͭ̓͌ͤͮ̃̀ͅ'̶̻͓̖ͅ͏̨͡s̴̡̡͇̆̃ͩͧ̉ͫ̔̕͝͡ ̨̜̳̫͓͈̾͒̋́t̢̖̳̞̦͓̐͋̕͞ĥ̖̱͙̣̤̗͊͊͗ͣ͒ͪ̕e̸̞͉̬͂̕͜m͙͉̍ͭ̚͘͢.̵̜̼͓̥̯ͭ͗ͫ̓̔ͮ̊͠͡ ̺H̴̷̵̬̯̯̘̹͙̏͝͞ǫ̲̩ͣͩ̿̐ͧ̚͝w̥͉̝̤̤͑ͣ̂̍͊̄҉ ̨̞͓͚̟̘̺͈̓̏̒̓ͬͭͮ͝ċ̡͇̔ͤ̅ͣ͘͜͠a̗̠̕͡͝͡n̶̶̡̢̎ͧ̄ͣ͐̄̓͘ ̿͆̑̔͜h̸̵̨̧̓ͯ̿̕e̮̝̠̔̀ͨ͑́͝ ̛̛̛̘͎̜͙͕̋̓̅́͜͝g̫͈̲̞͕͚͗͢͏҉̵e̵̓ṯ̥̱̘̻͘͜ ̷̸̫͇̝̤̺̩̾͗̂́̇́͜͞t̵̡̡̧̤̞͔̰͈̺̱͐͜͡h̷̛͓͗ͭͤͧͣ̓́̚͘͝͞ȩ̸̟̓̕̕͝m̤͈̖͎̗̈ͩ̓ ̞̏̌ô̝͚̣̣͔̎̊ͭͣͩn̴͓̲͖̻͎̠̜̐̂́̇ ̵̢̡̝̗̘̭͎̠͕ͬ̎ͦͮͣͬ̿͞͝͏h̶̶̥̘́͘͠i̵̜͍̩̤ͪ́̇̍͢͜͞ͅs̶̷̷͉̳̰̙͍̎͑͊͗̃̅ ̢̳̤̜͎̠̞̾̓͂̒̊ͧ̏s͔̬͒ͣ̓͑̀̀͝î̧͎̟̯͚̙͈̔́̀͠ͅd̷̷̸̡̦̯̼́ͪͭ́ͯe̮͍͇͍͇ͣ̈́ͥ͋̓̚?̺͇̭͍ͧ̈́ͥ̌ͅͅ ̶̡̼̙͋̈ͣ̀͝҉T̵̮̠̂̃ͧ͢͏҉͞h̢̛̋̾͗͒̐̈́͘͢͢͡e̶͇͒͗͆̋̃͑̀͞ỷ̴͇̿͋ͨ̃'̵̷͎ͪ́͢͡v̳͓̳͈̟̦͋ͭ҉e̖͔̭̋̈ͪͬ̓ͭ̒ ̵̧̺̺̘̤̺͈͒̄ͬ̊͊͟͟͟͏ǎ̵̴̗̯̪̚͘͟͟͞l͋̒̐̑͘͘w̵̡̻̙̝̰̫̩͕ͤ͑́̓͗́͜ẩ̡̬̪͍̪͉̓͂̀̎̚͝ỹ͙̺̫̖͈̲̙̉ͭs̭͇̖̠̍͗ͨ͐͛̃͆҉ ̨͍̪̞͛̂̂b̵̨͚̙̯̼̓ͮͤͫ̐͡ě̡͚ͮ͛͛̀͏̧̢͘ę̴̰̥̠̞͚͂͋͠͝n̗̿̍ͭ͗͂ͥ̈́͝҉̢̕̕ ̸͇̣̟̼͂̇l̢ͣͬͨͣ͐̂̕͠ǫ̶̵͍̮̮͚ͪ̈̃̀̎̌̾́͠ÿ̨̩͈̱̦́ͮ̆̈̋a̲ͬͅl̰̥͓͘ ̶̧̌ͩͬ̓͆̿ͤ͟͝͡ṱ̷̼̟ͪ̏̌͒ͥ͜͟͏͢ō̸̡͙̭̫͓̏̾̍ͯ̀̉͟ ̶̸̡̛̬ͬ̈́̈ͯt̸͇̅̐ͪ̏ͫ̈́̃͞ḩ̶ͥ͜ę̣͕̖̰ͧ̚҉̛ ̵̧͕̖̫̟́t̶̶͎ͣ̂͞͠͡ŵ̺͇̬̂͗̍͐ͫ͗͢͡ö̸̰͓͇̣̤̿͂̓̐ͭ̕͢ ͇̜̑͋ͬ̅̂̿̄s̡̜͈̖̼͍ͯ̔̈̕i̝̭ͫ̑̋̌͐̋̑͘͜͞͡m̡̻̻̣͖̘͕̭͐ͦ͋̍҉ḯ̵͕̟̟ͭ͌̚̚̕ą̶̮ṉ̷̢͓͎̪͖ͬs̵͆ͧ͌̓ͥ̑.̥ͫͦ̓̒͋ ̡̧̢̛̪̳̥̹̣͛̀͛ͮ͒͘ͅB̴̛̭̳͍̣͎̂̚͟ŭ̺̹̭̯͎̥̫̽ͤ̀ẗ̲̜͋̑ͣ̊̈́͏̢́̕͢ ̳͚̥͓̱̩̊̔͌͊̈́̂͂h̴͖̖̩̰͙̻͒̍̆͞e̷̥̤̥̱̲̰̲̅̍ͤ̂̌̇̇͢'̨̮̉̿̈ͯͦ͘ṡ̵̛̗͍̻̝̘͉͐͜ͅ ̶̧̛͚̦̼̤̜͉̌ͬ̓ͩ̈́҉͞͠ţ͔̞͎̘͓͓ͥ̋ͨͣ͆̈́h̶͈̲̠̟͎ͤ̈́͊ẽ̵̢̢̼̠̻̙̗̺̮̋̀̏ͧ̽̀͘͠i̢̧̛̼̬͚̹̋̍ͮ̈́ͥ́͘ŗ̵͖͔̜͜͢͡ ̵̶̴̬̯̫͕̿͌͠ș̷̵̛̜̓́ͣ̋̀̕͠w͇̰̠̦̙̼̺͏̵͜o̩̰̼͙̼̥̮̅͗ͭͧͫ̃҉r̷̪̲̻͚̍͟ͅ͏́͟ņ̷̲͉̞̖͚ͮ̿̀͋ͯ̾͋͘͟ ̨̘̥̰͉̟͕̞ͩ̓ͥ͏b̵̶͎̻̗̠̎ͥ̓͛̈́̋͞r̝̱̗̗̪̰ͩ̓ͣ͋ò͚̥͍̰̞̹̑̈̕͜͟t̫̗͆͆ͧͦ̇̍͏͏͞h̢̖̤͍̼̣ͣ̊̽͌͊̽͛ḙ̶̶̡̻̯͍͂͠҉̵ŗ̵̶̞͚̥̠̦͙̖͒̐ͨ͊ͭ҉̀͘,̨̰͙̭̞͒ͣ̀̈̓̇ͪ ̸̦̳̥̠͍̳̒̑̅̃͗͗̚͜͢͜ḧ̶̩́͐̋͘͢͜͠͝ͅe̸̛͈̮̦͕͉͙͉̔͗́͠ ̸̭̳̻̹̽̑ͥͪ͑̓ͤc̸̴̴̸̢̗͎̫͙̲ͅâ̶̙̮̟̙͍̖̙̇̓̅́҉҉̶nͫ͡͏̕͡ ͚͈̺̪̓̽ͪ̄ͫ̄͂͢c͋̉ͤ̊̓̉̑͏̷̛́͡oͯ҉̕n̛̺̎̔ͨ̂̌̈̒́͡͞v̬̗̺ͯ̌͛͛̉i͗̎ͭ̇̔͠ņ̸̛͕̺͖̰̺ͩͯ̐͋ͪ͞c̶͎̩̠̣͊̾͗͐ͨ̍́̕̕͟͠e̦͔҉͏̸̧͟ ̬̜̮̓ͧ̍͋̅̐͌ͅt͖̲͈̝̕҉̵̛͝h͇͎̣͖̱̲͍̍͏̸̢̛͡ë̸̫ͦͦ̇ͬ͜͜͠҉͜m̢͔̙̯̠̝͐̃͊̍ͪ̆͆҉ ̵̸̸̧̋́͝ͅ͏t̠̼̐͋̓̏͢͢͢͞o̝ͮ̾̀̐͒ͨ ̶̱̱͖̰͗͂̉̈́̓̕s̴̷͎̘̞͓͈̥̆̽ͤͥͮ͂͢͝͠e̡̡̥̭͖̽ͮ̌ͫ̀̀͢͟e̴̸̸̶̦͈̖̩͍͍͍̿̂̆͗ ͓̺̬͡h̼̗̫͚̟̉͐͗ͦ̍͏i̸̵̦̙̠͍̺̤͕͡s̪̯̥̤̥ͪͦ̀ ͉̙̳͌͑̊́ͦͮ̍͘ș͔ͫ̿ͤ͝ḯ̫̗͏̡̨d̨̧̬͓̯̼̾͐ͧͥ̈ͬ̇͠͠e͍͈̼͔̯̱̐̀͘͡͞ͅ ̫̺͙͒̋̑͋ͭ͌͘͏̸o̱ͪ̅ͥ͛͒͆̚f̡̛̝̳̹̰̮̺̄̿̂ ̲͋ͩ͌̍̚̚t͈͊̍̈́́͟͝h̢̼̬̙͓̎̒͗̊̅̀̚͝i̵͔̟͓̮͎̗̮n̷̢̺͉̰̖̩̣͙͟g̶̴̨̽͑̒̅̀s̔ͣ͆̓̚͝͏.̷͖̟̙͈ͥ͗̍̆

★Sandy and Huntsman went on a picnic date for Valentine's Day. Spider Queen got a date with Scorpion Queen. Syntax and Mayor went to the tech store together.

★Jigu's daughters, Tiki and Kiki, have been learning to annoy MK like their dad does Wukong. MK is confused and scared.

★Joanne has had to stop Jigu from touching the lava in the volcano ring. Multiple times. Many multiple times a week. She loves her dumb husband.

★Y/N keeps getting woke up because Syntax has someone over at night and they're both loud. Y/N is thinking of getting back at him by doing the same thing.